/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40723256
*Happy hebi noises*

>Fighting over the last piece of pizza with snek waif
>You manage to grab it before her
>No sooner do you raise it to your mouth, she lunges towards it
>In one fluid motion, she takes in the entire slice and your hand into her serpentine mouth
>She swallows the slice and your arm up to your shoulder
>She looks you straight in the eye with a glare that says "don't ever do that again" and "if you do, next time it'll more than just your arm"
>After a few moments, she regurgitates your arm and hand, the slice of pizza still in her belly
>She smiles triumphantly while you go to the bathroom to wash off your arm
Moments like this to remind you that she indeed a monster and to not trifle with her lightly. Also, they remind you that should order more pizza next time, maybe one with toppings she doesn't like.

>>36561364
Just waiting for the day some poor sod rolls triple hebi.

>>34900048
I like the idea of fucking my monsterfu missionary and forcing blowjobs, but I also wanna be devoured by her and enjoy some time in her serpentine stomach. So I guess that means I'm a bit of both.

>>34537112
>>34537145
>Shrine is located on a mountain peak, but the entire mountain is considered as part of the shrine grounds
>Lone hebi does her best, but lack of followers means that she is the only caretaker for the massive shrine, and can only really maintain the shrine at the peak
>Anon stumbles into the shrine one day and hebi takes it as a divine gift for her devotion
>Anon gets whitesnek'd, and has many, MANY children with the hebi, each new snek allowing more and more of the mountain to be restored over the years as more and more snakes are there to care for the shrine as the family expands
>This growth explodes exponentially when Anon's daughters are old enough to start getting husbands of their own, which eventually leads to even more hands to help around the shrine and down the mountain
>Eventually, the shrine is considered one of the most glorious in Zipangu, and it's restoration is considered a divine miracle
>Anon saves the shrine because he took a wrong turn while adventuring

Embrace the snek

I wanna sleep inside a snek

>>31000486
>Shirohebi sees a single guy at a grocery store
>Thinks to herself "ohh he looks so lonely..."
>Proceeds to fantasize about screwing him while she's waiting in line to be checked out
>Can't stop thinking about him all the way to her car
>Has to have him, has to taste him
>Waits for him to leave the store
>Ambushes him when he gets to his car
>Drags him off into the trees
>Lewd stuff
>More lewd stuff
>Drags his limp body to her car
>Throws his groceries inside
>Takes him home forever
You joke, but it can happen within minutes. Love your sneks!

>>30897330
Escape where darling? This is your home now.

Don't trust snakes.

Love snakes, cherish snakes, appreciate snakes, and even breed snakes. But don't trust them

The path to true happiness and pure bliss is through a snek's mouth and through her stomach!

Give her your body, your love, and your soul! Nourish her body with yours. Cherish her with your love. Bind your souls together with unbreakable vows!
Become one with the snek in more ways than one.

>>25450347
I wish there was more art of super yandere snek. Especially of the lewd variety

>>25384859
I've always thought of it like this:

Actual snakes have a cloaca where they piss, shit, and breed from at the end of the tail. Now it only makes sense that lamias have a cloaca down there as well because their digestive tract, much like a snake, extends down to the tail. So lamias piss and shit from their cloaca at the end of the tail. However, they still have a human vagina in the normal position, and that of course is how they breed, not from the cloaca like in snakes. This means they have a very clean pussy free from any urine.

But I'm also a fucking disgusting pervert and have no issues with making out with her cloaca and fucking it as well.

>>25250825
>It's literally impossible for a MGE monster girl to cheat on her husband anon.
It's not impossible. They just hate it. Once married, a monster girl's tastes change to only prefer their husband's mana. All other mens' mana becomes bland and eventually disgusting to them. So they won't cheat on you. But there's no physical or magical barrier that makes impossible, rather, it's completely and unequivocally undesirable to them. Technically possible but won't ever happen. And it's likely that in the case they marry a guy that wants to be cucked, they'll take them to the local 'flayer to change that. Hell, maybe there's an uncuck potion or spell out there

>>25044452
>>25043964
Cute snek!

yandere albino snek best snek.