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hellwan love

mods please

>>41995641
>unless you’re just so broken that an attractive woman looking at you sends you into fight or flight
Sounds like hellhound bait.

>>40923659
>introduces some cringey sister that immediately begins to fuck with the situation
Oh, okay

>>40002710
>find mge story
>"My setting is alternate universe"
Immediately garbage.

>>39295276
Imagine how much shit would fly under the radar if the thread wasn't full of snitches.

>>38820648
IM FUCKING WHITE

>>38624806
Yeah, things are finally getting interesting. Apocalypse now!

>>38399233
The thing is monsters don't need to be possessive around other monsters. But what if you were married to a monster but you both lived around humans? You incubize and as a result, become stupidly sexy. Women are going to hit on you.

How will your wife respond?

>>37966320
You know about the test at the end, right anon? Not the written one, I'm talking about the part where you have to extinguish a hellhound's eye flames.

>Training your kobold or cu sith that pooping and peeing on the floor is not okay
Easy.
>Training your kobold or cu sith to poop and pee in the toilet
Easy.
>Training your hellhound that pooping and peeing on the floor is not okay
Difficult.
>Training your hellhound to poop and pee in the toilet
Practically impossible.

And in the case of hellhounds, if you don't get the behavior corrected by the time she has pups, you're gonna have a real problem on your hands when the youngins learn from their mother.

>>35049039
Newspaper is extremely ineffective against hounds.
Likewise for squirt bottles.

>>22150923
hellhounds are such doggos

>>21593421
you dont count sense you never get any female attention anywas

>>21272543
I mean they are highly sexual wolfus.

>>20352590
>Hellhounds are adverse to chocolate just like common dogs. Whip out a chocolate bar in their presence and they'll immediately flee.