/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would drink it myself, quite looking forward to floating through space endlessly.

If you dont count the random sun/star i will spend a few hundred billion years inside burning untill it burns out and i can escape.

..Unless i become some sort of never ending super fuel that keeps the star/sun burning forever.

Though i would worry about the human brain's capacity to store information over the eon's.

My aunt who i live alone with is a firefighter, the job does not let you take it easy at all.
So i dont think i could ever bother with it.

..Also she is strong as fuck, not sure where she packs all the muscle in her tiny body.
She does enjoy making fun of me for being the woman in the house.

VN's and subtitled animu's.

That said i cant -speak- Japanese nor do i want to try, but if nothing else i am capable of understanding about 95% of what is being said on any normal jp TV news cast.

...Still cant read moonrunes though.
With the exception of a few game related ones.

It could have been worse OP.
She could have reported you to the police, possession of ZUN!bar images are highly illegal in most countries.

And in some cases you get the landwhale death punishment.
You know the one where she will sit down on your face her lower lips to yours untill you choke to death.
Sometimes this takes hours.

>>7688595
Top 10 ways to troll your man.

1. Tell him how many dicks you have had inside you while he is eating you out.
2. Repeat 1 9 more times.

She sure loves her pony.

>>7624527
...You wont.

I am already in good shape though.
Lifting heavy things all day erry day at work helps alot on that..

What is the price of a human sex slave anyways?

I find myself sitting on a fuckton of money at the current time and i have the urge to buy a large dog and have her service it on a daily basis.

I would like to see the look on her face as she has to throw away any and all sorts of pride and dignity~

>>7310503
B-but that is the point..
How am i supposed to raise him as a daughter if it looks like a boy?

..I guess it could mold him into that tomboy "girl" next door though.

>>7297908
As much as i would like to buy one i dont think i would ever have the balls to pick something like that up at the post office.

I would half expect there to be a Swat team waiting for me at the door.

Not to mention keeping it in the house, dear god if any friends or family was to see it when they come over to visit.

Are these like pre-alpha work screenshots?
Or just emulated on a gameboy color?

Wat.

>>7222441
Its time to leave the nest for god sake.

Just go see your doctor and have him/her send you someone and get yourself signed off as a aspie to aquire welfare money and move the fuck out.

This should all be very easy unless you live in some shitty thirdworld country.

I would like a DNA test on that child.
..If it by any chance is mine.. Then yes i will.
But its going to be the full package, marriage and all.

1. He must be rich
2. He must have a fuckton of cash
3. Stable and awsome income
4. A massive dick.

Something like this..

Ah yes more decent looking cosplayers in super awkward porn..

>>7106439
No go away.
I have a waifu and i dont want your yōkai aids.

>>7016398
Oh nippon you.jpg

>>6924068
>Fucking this.

Filthy unshaved savages, go back to your caves.

Let me guess you copy paste scrips into babelfish to translate it right?
Because even Atlas as terrible as that is does a better job.

>>6520223
Another fetish i totally do not understand.

I would rather talk to them/her/it about their living condition in great detail.
There is so much i must know!

Normally i would go "3DPD!"
But dear god them boobs look comfy.