/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17470534
Content creators deserve the very best Yetis to be snuggled. Or whatever girl makes them happy.

I'm just going to go ahead and point out that Eros is an ally of the DL. BAM, problem solved. Eros is watching out for humans and MGs alike, helping everyone find their soulmate. Now sit down, shut the fuck up, or I swear I'll call the Yeti squad to find you all and see you all buried so deep in fluff that shitposting will be driven from your heads.

>>17174853
All they have to do is give him something to live for.

“I pour itching powder down people’s collars and hug them so tight all they can do about it is squirm!”

“I’ve taken to paying off Ratatoskrs to get deeply personal information on single men. All so I can hug them in public and shout all their darkest secrets! Its money well spent!”

"Sometimes if there's a crowd I back away from the person I'm hugging and loudly act like they said something disgusting or racist!"

“When I’m sick I hug even more people to spread it around!”

“I tell the people I hug bad puns until they beg me to stop!”

“I dress up like a mage and cast hugs! And uncontrollable Tourette's !”

“I grab and hug people rushing to the bathroom! They’ve left it this long, they can wait another hour!”

“I hug people and tell them my lengthy conspiracy theories about the demon lord! I just know she’s working with aliens to increase the planets temperature and remove winter forever! The signs are all there!”

“I hug people I pass on old railway crossings and play the sound of an approaching train horn behind them!”

I hug people who look depressed and remind them that they are loved!

“I dress up like a clown and hug people who are frightened of them! HONK! HONK!”

"When I play Overwatch, I go has widowmaker or Hanzo despite it being on attack or when there is already two snipers on the team!"

“I hug people rushing to work or school in the mornings so they’ll be even later!”

"I roll in garbage then give everyone comforting hugs!"

“I go to the arcades and hug people from behind when doing well to put them off!”

“I slip order propaganda into people’s pockets when I hug them!”

“I hug people near crazy street preachers so they have to listen to their full sermons!”

“ I whisper recent movie spoilers to people when I hug them!”

“I hug the mannequins in stores to confuse nearby wurms!”

“On cold days I give people free shrugs!”

“I hang around areas with ‘no loitering’ signs and hug anyone who tries to move me along so they’re doing it too!”