/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44877946
Let them pop up like a field of sunflowers!

>>43420083
Oh no anon, the penalty for unlicensed storycraft is execution by being made into worchestershire sauce. Luckily, this comes under section 7 ((B)) of the 1983 Words and Sentances act, exempting unfinished notes awaiting licensing, so I should have some time yet.

Also I don't plan on Anon getting raped. That would be lazy and wasteful given all the setup I've done.

>"Hmmmmm, what do I want?"
>"... I think I would like some tea."

Tea? You don't remember anyone ever asking for tea before. In fact, you don't think the shop even technically offers it, although Kourin shared a pot or two with Marisa.
Shoving those thoughts into the back of your mind as self-preservation kicks in, you get up to go and make a pot of it.
You don't really drink tea, and the green tea that Rinnosuke drinks doesn't really appeal to you, but if Yuuka wants tea, by hell she'll get tea.

>"Right away! I won't be a minute!"

With that, you hurry to the back room.
Once safely out of sight, you take a moment to calm your racing heart. She's really someone else, and from Sakuya's words a fortnight ago, you suspect she's unique in a certain way.
Meiling didn't give you this kind of fear just inherrently, and although Sakuya gave you the creeps at first, her eyes didn't seem nearly as bad as Yuuka in comparison.
You honestly don't really know where Rinnosuke keeps his teapot, but by fuck if you have to go out and tell Yuuka that.
A minute of searching reveals the earthenware vessel, complete with a packet of loose tea leaves. You make a mental note to apologize to your boss when he comes back, but you don't think he'll mind.
You pick up the teapot, and go to fill it up from the bucket in the kitchen, and as you turn round, you are met with a sight you'd rather have not seen.

Yuuka is standing there, leaning on her parasol in the back room with you, patiently waiting for you to start making the tea.
She doesn't seem to have only just come in either, since she has a slightly bored look on her face.

>"What's the matter Anon? Is something wrong?"

The shock of seeing such a vibrantly coloured person in an otherwise drab room, not least one that wasn't open to people like her, was almost enough to get you to drop the tea set.
Thankfully, you were almost expecting the worst with this person.
Yuuka doesn't flinch as you wrestle with gravity for control over the set. Thankfully it was one you won.

>"My, you appear to be having some trouble there. I would hate to be an inconvenience you know."

The surprise from seeing her when you weren't prepared to has worn off, and the knowledge that she was tresspassing without so much as an invitation had set in.
You fought with your tongue to keep your tone polite and reasonably respectful, even if your instincts were to try and scold her, no matter that it would be pointless.

>"Miss Kazami, I wasn't expecting you back here."

The urge to shout at such a violation of what was expected of a customer was overwhelming, and you had to concede to it the slight hissing behind those words.

>"This section isn't really open for people to just walk in you know."

Yuuka blinks in faux astonishment. It's a very convincing impression, but undermined by the fact that you happen to know there's a sign on the door she entered from specifically telling her that this was a storage area.
Your tormentor lifted her hand to her chin as she talked;

>"My, is that so? Kourin lets me in whenever, so I assumed that the rules hadn't changed. I only wanted a simple cup of tea, if you had so told me that that was unavailable I would have been perfectly willing to respect the decision you had made."
She twirled her umbrella on it's point as she rested it on the ground.
>"Although since you've gone to all this trouble finding the teapot for little old me, it would be a shame for me to allow you to waste all that effort would it not?"
>"A nice cup of tea really does calm you down does it not? And you do seem a little stressed for some reason. I think it would do you some good to relax a little."

That was... oddly sound logic.
It's almost enough to convince you that she isn't just trying to make an unreasonable request without looking demanding.
Almost.
You do feel stressed however, and since the source of that stress is in fact giving advice on how to make her presence more tolerable, you can't see much point in going against it.

What do you think Yuuka would smell like?
Just generally not in a sexual/fetish way or anything.
I'd think it would be faintly of lavender, with the smell of potting soil mixed in.

>>43112947
Yuuka thought she could play rough with Kurumi because she's a vampire!
She's forgetting her playing gentle is already painful...

>>43086005
Probably not those two, they're stupidly powerful
Someone like Cirno or Kagerou, probably.
Yuuka could probably take a 120mm APFSDS round and catch it before it hit her. And Yuugi would just tank it without missing a beat.

>>42867100
I still want to mating press Yuukarin.

Look at her now