/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want a tentacle older sister.

I want to be hugged by a tentacle onee-chan.

>>18672007
She'd certainly appreciate a mouthful.

I want to try a full-body tentacle massage and some suction-cup hickies.

>>15077073
...cute and for sweet deep sea loving.

How does your waifu take care of you when you're sick?

>>13804973
What about big, round, takoyaki?

Remember that old beggar you shared some stew with while traveling a few years ago? Turns out he was a king on a pilgrimage and has just gotten back to his castle as of now.

Remembering how you admitted, (while you were deep in your cups) that the one non-negotiable thing you look for in a woman is that she must give REALLY good hugs he decides to let you choose between one of several available women who meet that criteria for him to set you up with.

A:He sets you up in a decently sized mansion and buys you a lifetime contract with a lamia maid,
She'll be sunny, eager to please, and her hugs will make you feel like nothing exists save the love you two share.

B:He will give you a lovely Japanese estate by the coast and will arrange for a Scylla he knows has been looking desperately for a husband to become your wife... Or mistress if you'd prefer.
She'll be gentle, eager to serve, and her suckers will fell like endless tender kisses whenever you hug her.

C:He could also grant you the deed to that observatory in the mountains if you like, and will also get you a twenty strong harem of harpy concubines.
They'll be loveably ditzy, eager to spend time with you, and their group hugs will make you feel like you'll never be unloved again.

Mystery boxes: Of course, while you will be given a hefty enough salary to never have to work again with the choices above you could instead request a better noble title for even more honor and wealth.
The only catch is that you'll have to work for it and the women may not have as many bells and whistles to their hugs as these ones do... (To be released later.)

Choose wisely, you can't come back and reselect if you don't like what you get...