/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46610414
How can you say you love Hebi if you aren't willing to depart the land of the living with her and embark on a journey to eternal matrimony across the Sanzu river?

>>46128890
Fun things.

>>45678164
I feel like a shirohebi would be a good influence. They seem like nice ladies.

Love hebi! worship hebi! Dedicate your whole life to hebi! Hebi hebi hebi hebi hebi!

>>45344794
All hebis are good sneks.

>>45135064
I want her to squeeze me until I pass out

Hebi-chan follows me on all my social media.

>be dumb gaijin tourist
>visit a shrine with hebis in it
>take pictures of them
>one of them demands to see my phone
>hfw when she is the one I took the most photos of
Oh shit, am I in trouble? Are you not supposed to take pictures of them? She must think I am a creep.

Humans are sluts. Tie and lock them up in your room. Forbid them to look at other women or talk to them. Forbid them from thinking about other women. Replace their fluid intake with your milk and pussy juice. Make them dependent on you. Mind break them with love.

>>44420321
Run toward her, right?

>>44213803
You think that is going to stop her?

>hebi suddenly comes up to you and goes on a long rant about how you were destined to be together

>>43734613
Sure you want a shog, and not a hebi? That's hebi-spouse talk if I ever heard it.

Hey guys, that lonely hebi at your job or school needs a friend. You should talk to them, they aren't nearly as scary as you say

>>43345246
No, not at all. Now stop asking stupid questions and answer her already.

>>43325515
>Good thing she can't break in at least
Should we tell him?

>>43240819
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>>43240824
Oh no bros...that means I'm one step closer to having a hypnosis hebi as my soulmate...please bros I'm scared

Give yourself to a hebi
Love a hebi

What yandere monsters do you think would have the most interesting dynamic? Yandere kiki is a given, but I quite also like the idea of a yandere bicorn.

What would be the easiest way to get a yandere monster? Should I put myself into as many dangerous situations as possible to really secure the deal?

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