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>>33126693
how do we stop these lewd elves?

>>19011272
It can't be helped.

This is an elf-only beach. No humans allowed.

>>15538131

But summer is fun.

>Not choosing mocha flavor

>"Umm...excuse me? This is an Elf-only beach?"
>"Umm...NO ROUND-EAR! SHARP! EAR! ONLY! OKAY?"
>"Oh dear, I don't think he understands."
>"Poor thing. He's probably so confused."
>"Would you like me to call a ride for you? There's a very nice interspecies public pool just a few miles away."
>"I CALL! YES? YOU GO TO HYOO-MAN POOL! YES!"

>"Excuse me, but I think you might be lost."
>"This is a private beach. Only elves are allowed here, no round-ea...errr, humans. No humans."
>"You understand me, right? NO HYOO-MANS, okay? HYOO-MAN, NO! SHARP...EAR...ONLY. Yes?"
>"There's a nice indoor pool a few miles away at the community center. You could call a cab, so...oh, you're probably broke, right? I guess I can pay your way."

>"Excuse me, sir."
>"This beach is private, okay? Elves only. No hyoo-mans allowed."
>"I expect a heartfelt thank-you for informing you of your grievous mistake. I'm sure it was an action of ignorance, as most of your actions are."

>"Excuse me, this beach is elf only."
>"I spent a lot of money for a membership and I don't appreciate filthy hum-...err, other people violating the rules like this."

What do?

Elves are your friends. Elves are your allies.

Breed only with Elves. Usher in the master race.

[]Flirt with elf
[]Inform elf that this is a human only beach
[]Kick sand in elf's face
[]Invite elf to a game of volleyball

Is shitposting on the internet really so much more fun than taking your Dark Elfu to the beach and buying her ice cream so you can watch her eat it as sluttily as possible, just for you?

>>13175548
Playfulness.