/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Portaled to MGE world
>Lost and helpless
>It's getting late
>Black harpy notices you on her patrol for shiny objects
>Swoops down and asks if you're alright
>Explain your situation
>She offers to take you in
>She carries you off to the black harpy aerie
>A large complex of nests built into a butte
>All interconnected but with privacy as well
>At the top, a large communal hall with many amenities and a showcase room full of the best shiny things ever collected
>Get adopted into the black harpy family
>The girl you first met ends up as your girlfriend and later wife
>She's the third granddaughter of the matriarch
>Despite your social ineptitude, you're well loved by the entire family
>Everyone is genuinely interested in your well-being and happiness
>Lots of opportunity for socialization or alone time, whatever you desire
>Wife always gets you shiny things she found or "found"
Downsides:
>No way in or out of the aerie without wings.
>Your sister-in-law, two nests over, also tends to get very loud during her "intimate" time with her husband
>Moving away is completely out of the question, there's no leaving the family, ever.

>Black harpy showing anon her collection of shiny things
>It's a pile of coins, jewelry, foil wrappers, CDs, cell phones, and scrap metal.
>She's very proud of her collection of shiny powders
>On a stand are jars of glitter of different colors
>Everything in there is stolen

>Anon becomes the most popular guy in the black harpy village because he always brings them fries and corn chips

>>43857508
That doesn't mean anything. Unless a board has IDs or someone is using a tripcode, I automatically assume every post is from a different person. Otherwise, everyone is completely anonymous regardless if the Name field is used or not.

Here's a cuddly harpy for your troubles. Try not to overthink things.

>>43721485
Nah, post pics of black harpies instead

>>43587137
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg
>>43587169
POV: Black Harpy asks you for your hand in marriage and gives you a diamond ring or some shiny piece of metal she found somewhere, same energy.
Or Black Harpy in a sweater shares some cocoa cawcaw with you.

Black Harpies are such comfy girls. It's so nice relaxing with one at home after she makes you some cawcaw.

>>42520569
You don't get to marry the matriarch black harpy, because she's the mother of all the other harpies and married.

You have to create your own matriarch black harpy by marrying a young one and breeding her frequently and pampering her such that she becomes the next matriarch.

>>39718816
Ah, well in that case this is the best I got.

>>23809883
well, then good luck with prostitute black harpy

>>20788141
I would love her tenderly

>>20707703
>black harpy posting that isn't cuckshit
Naisu.

>>20380902
Please don't associate me with that shitheel.

>>19854287
My guess is that they make human noises since they have human vocal cords.

>>19746636
>the recent black harpy art.
I don't see what's so bad about this.

If you get raped by a black harpy, does that mean you've been BLACKED?