/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23029494
>be out of the system for roughly a year now
>dotr happens and suddenly a Jew squirrel says I'm gonna be back in if I don't sign some kind of paper work
>niggerwut.jpeg
>brush it off as her trying to get a free husband
>months go by when I get a knock on my door
>its the danuki
>"Mr. Anon, let me introduce you to your new mama!"
>niggerwut.jpeg x2
>before I could get a word out, the danuki pushes past me into my apartment
>fuck it, I ain't got nothing to do today
>go take the comfy chair while Mrs. Pennyfucker tries to coax my new "mom" into my apartment
>after about 10 minutes of danuki trickery, she finally enters the apartment
>mfw its a big cc bunyip wearing a knitted sweater
>by big, I mean she is still taller than me when she sits(?) Down
>tfw she brought cookies
>danuki goes over the paperwork again
>apparently if you pay attention you learn things
>such as a new law that makes it so people up to 25 can get adopted
>and that momsters REALLY want sons as much as they want daughterus
>and that since you didn't sign the paperwork months prior, you have forfeited your say in the matter
>always some form of danuki trickery
>what do?