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what do if the cow touches you now instead?

The only worshiping I do is to muscles.

I think I would like a big sweaty minotaur to sit on me

>>37463261
>you all are now considered to be loliphoibic
Yes. Mature "heretic" Baphos with big titties are nice, but a big muscle Bapho would be a dream come true.

>>22813059
She can cast Fist!

>>22797704
I like big strong girls, they've got to burn a lot of calories. I'd even become a househusband and cook for her everyday.

Would a particularly beefy Holstaur take offense if I admired her impressive musculature, but paid very little attention to her breasts?

>Lazy Minotaur is sick of chasing guys
>Lucks out, gets a hefty payout from telling off a bunch of crooked lil' Goblin merchants, decides to just buy herself one
>Quickly discovers that humans sold by other MGs aren't the way to go. Dark Elves like to catch slaves but they're too clingy, weird, and uninterested in money to sell one. Decides to rely on humans who sell humans instead.
>Turns out a decent human slave is pretty expensive. Not wanting to waste too much cash she shops around, makes her way to the seedier parts of town, and finds a 'fixer-upper'.
>He's malnourished and sullen-eyed, his gaze unfocused and lacking spirit or determination, not unlike a fish. Scars riddle his body, including a particularly nasty one along his face, and he's missing a hand.
>But he's only 20% the price of a 'good one' so she takes him.
>Regrets her purchase soon. He's a mean, feisty one despite his physical condition. Can't even do anything rough or sexy with him without fear of giving him a heart attack.
>She hates the work but since she's already spent the cash she figures she may as well try to make things work, starting by getting him fed and healthy.
>She starts cooking him meals and insisting he stay in bed and well-rested.
>Ends up having to spend a lot more money than she intended because lack of food wasn't the only thing wrong with him. She tosses away most of her remaining funds on hard-to-find medicines.
>His stare regains its color. He gains enough weight so that his ribs stop showing. Starts becoming more active, starts doing things without asking.
>"Wha!? Yer cookin' now? I mean...well yeah, I guess ya can cook if ya want as long as yer cookin' for me too. Where'd ya learn how? Cabin boy on a ship for a while, huh?"
>She only briefly considers the wisdom of letting her slave have full unfettered access to her kitchen and letting him cook all her meals without supervision. She abandons her suspicions upon realizing that he cooks much better than her, her own repertoire consisting primarily of 'take that piece of meat and then grill it'.
>She starts waking up to big, comfy breakfasts and enjoying evenings with simple, rustic stews.
>"Why's it smell in here? No, I mean...why's it NOT smell in here? Been cleanin'? Well...yeah, I guess that's fine, I usually don't myself."
>"What's for supper!? Again? ...Well, no, actually, s'my favorite, don't whip up anything else."
>"WHERE'S MY AXE, I N-...oh, there it is. You polished it for me? ...Nice job."
>It takes months for her to realize. It doesn't all click until someone asks her where she's off to in such a hurry. "Headin' home to a meal 'n a bath, he's waitin' on me! Huh? Who else, my hus-...oh shit."
>No one can ever know her secret shame
>No one can ever know that she bought a slave, spent months healing him, and that he was the one who made the first move on her.

Minotaurs are lazy, you gotta do everything for them.

>>22028712
>muscle holsts

>>21851843
>how well could your waifu disguise herself as human
poorly

I wanna assemble an adventuring team of a Holst, Mino, and Haku!