/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34748026
Orcs are made to be excessively bred

>>33033210
Imagine bedding a half-dozen of them on a cold, winter's night. Very comfy. Very lewd.

Why aren’t you sleeping anons?

Time to wallow in sin!

>>21448521
P'orc harem. But as their master, you wouldn't be working. They'd serve you hand and foot.

>P'orc harem of 5
>Live in a p'orc stronghold
>They wait on you hand and foot
>They make sure you never have to life a finger
>They're mindful of your privacy when you need it
>They obey your every command
>They make the best BBQ and feasts
>They don't get nervous when you ask for bacon, ham, or porkchops
>Instead, they get aroused
>They're nearly entirely self-sufficient
>They make tools, weapons, and potions
>They always try to seduce you into sex
>They squeal out like pigs when the sex gets very rough and pleasurable
>Their slightly plump bodies and large tits offer plenty of warmth at bedtime

Sleeping in a pile of p'orcs is an effective way to stay warm on a cold winter's night.

>>20754182
>Be high level fighter
>Fought a dragon with my bear hands and won
>Out drank an Oni and her twin sister
>Fast enough with a blade that I can even give a Kunoichi a run for her money
>Smart enough to out-wit a Baphomet in a game of dice by cheating
>Clever enough to recognize when to run away from a battle against a Lilim, which is every time
>And charismatic enough that I convinced a church that I was the hero destined to defeat the old traitor hero and have them give me the keys to the armory, the angels weren't happy when they found out though
>Visiting my home village where it all began
>Remember fighting off a pack of wolves from the livestock
>Saving little Timmy from the well and those shota stealers
>And most importantly fought and defeated a camp of P'orcs
>Was my first real achievement since they actually knew how to use weapons and tactics
>Though I just ran circles around them till their endurance training started to show, or lack-there-of
>Remember how sweet their bouncing tits looked like when they chased me around
>I visit the old camp and see it's deserted besides one P'orc, the old leader of the camp
>She's really not that old, none of them were, they were all teenagers with her being the oldest and nearest age to me
>Take a seat by the campfire just to see her face
>When she turns around she draws her weapon
>"Y-you!"
>Yes, me
>She tries to strike me, but I easily deflect the blow causing her to fall onto the ground face up
>"If you're here to finish me off, then do it! My comrades already left me in disgrace and now I'm all alone"
>Are you sure they just didn't move back into town after you guys were finished playing brigands?
>"Shut up"
>I then notice her breasts, those same breasts from when I was young man
>They've only gotten bigger
>Fuck it, I can't hold it anymore
>As she tries to get up I pin her to ground
>"W-what are ya plannin' on doin' to me? If you're going to finish me then just do it!"
>She looks defiantly up at me
>Then she notices my pants are undone
>"Y-y-you w-wouldn't d-dare"
>Oh I would
>Hours later and I'm princess carrying her back into town back into town and into my old home, were my parents still lived
>My Holstaur mom notices me carrying the P'orc brigand up to my room
>"Don't you two dare ruin those sheets, I just cleaned them!"
>S-shut up, mom, you can't tell me what to do
>I can see she's got the eyes of Minotaur for a split second, then softens up
>"I'm just messing with you two, now go upstairs and make me some grandkids"
>We enjoy another night and I quickly put my capital gained from adventuring to build our own house and eventually we have our own little band of brigands ourselves

>>19998545
I hope no one minds, but I'm gonna sneak-up and take away at least five of those p'orcs form that crowd.

>>19185341
You already know how it's going to end.

>>19185312
>When Stuffy found herself in the city she was quick to search for accommodations. Only to find that the capital needed not only for a security deposit and first month's rent were laughably out of her reach.
>Defeated, she wandered out of the city back into the outskirts where she soon found a vast field of long golden grass.
>She soon hatched an idea to make herself a little house by gathering up the stalks of grass and making a little hut for herself.
>When she at last finished she looked at her work with pride and crawled inside to take a nap.
>Puffy found herself in a dark little forest and looked up into the sky to find to that it was soon going to rain.
>While her plump body could shake off the chilled air, she couldn't withstand the cold agonizing death of hypothermia caused by frigid rain.
>She quickly looked around searching for cover but found none because the trees were all evergreens and pine needles always seemed to get caught in her breasts and made her painfully itchy.
>She looked down at the sticks on the ground and soon hatched an idea.
>Having collected the choicest branches and sticks, she constructed a home and as the rain began to fall she huddled inside and layed down for a nap.
>Huffy had made her way out to the barren west rife with mosquitos and other obnoxious insects
>Tired of being stung and bitten she wished for a home to call her own.
>Thankfully she found one just sitting around in a corn field.
>She walked up to the door and kicked it open.
>A little blond alp was sitting at her kitchen table enjoying tea when Huffy suddenly grabbed her by her tail and dragged her out of the house.
>She went to the vacant dog house out back and tied up the little alp before laughing and heading inside to enjoy the tea.
>Afterwards she made her way to the bedroom where there were two beds. One big and manly, while the other was small and girly.
>She hopped into the big bed and soon fell asleep.

>>18854673
I wouldn't mind so long as it ends with me buried in a p'orc pile. All five of them trying to snuggle up to me for warmth.

Pigs in a blanket.

>>17506684
Aye. Cuddly p'orcs are the best!