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“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I looka smawt!”

“Yeah, that’s great Homestar-“

>”and I’m standing on one foot!”

(Hmm...I wonder...) “Hey Homestar, but’s twelve by pies?”

>”Oh, I got Watson to say something go stupid! The Gwunblecakes will be mine!”

“...what the crap just happened? ...and why do I suddenly crave mustard crackers...?”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, do you think I should buy Stwong Bad a copy of Deep Impact for Decembewween this yeaw?"

"Doesn't He already have a copy?"

>"He does, but het liked it so much that he might like anothew one!"

"Somehow, I doubt that..."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe gonna do mowe watch alongs! Taking any suggestions?”

“Sure, what do you have in mind?”

>”the Lil’ Bwuddew show!”

“The... Lil’ Brudder show?”

>”Yeah! It’s about this one-legged puppy a-and he’s got the heawt of a champeen! *sniff*A CHAMPEEN I TELLS YA!”

“Homestar?”

>”BUH-HUH-HUH-HUUUUUUH! Lil’ Bwuddew!” *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, what’s going on with youw thweads?”

“I dunno, I think we got a virus or something.”

>”You mean like the kind that Moms in offshowe casinos send you? Stwong Bad got like 400,000 that way once”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, have you looked into the Thnikkaman fow me?”

“I have, Homestar, and I’m fairly certain that your claim that The Decemberween Thnikkaman is not just Bubs wearing a pair of cool shades with a piece of paper taped to his chest.”

>”...am I taking cwazy pills, ow have you been “sampling” youw “Watson Concoction” again?”

“Hey, that only happened once!”

>”Yeah?”

“...a week...”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe gonna do a singin’ stweam! Can I make a wequest?”

“Stream’s over, but I can pencil something for the next one.”

>”Can you be suwe not to sing the song about the sibbie?”

“Okay, I will be sure to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever sing a song about the sibbie.”

>”wight, that’s the one.”

“Duly noted.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Watson! You gotta help! It's an Emewgency!"

"An emergency?! What is it Homestar?!"

>"I've only got one man left and I can't get this fweakin' duck away fwom me! It keeps talking about Tubes!"

"Oh, that's just Kiara, she's dealing with some boring mumbo jumbo regarding her channel, give her an hour, she'll go away."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, you seem like you know about wwats, can you tell this one to stop biting my knee?"

"How come you can't stop it yourself?"

>"I woke up twapped in a giant pile of swee-atshiwts."

"Oh. Ogey."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, what'cha gonna do fow Decembewween this yeaw?"

"Probably do a stream. How about you?"

>"Me? I'm gonna pewfowm a death-defyin' stunt to end all stunts!"

"Jumping off the Steep Deep again?"

>"Yeah, but this time I'm gonna make suwe that mattwess is pwopewly pwepawed."

"Hey Homestar."

>"Yeah?"

"Do a flip this time."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, when awe you gonna watch Dangewesque Thwee: The Cwiminal Pwojective? I heaw a pwetty cool dude plays two woles that movie."

"Homestar, Dangeresque 3 was a game, not a movie."

>"Oh. Oh I see... WETWEAT!" *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I’m looking for a movie to watch, got any wecommendations?”

“Can’t go wrong with the Dark Knight.”

>”Ya know, I nevew undewstand how people haven’t figuwed out Batman’s identity. Seems pwetty obvious that He’s Bwuce Wayne.”

“Next you’ll be telling me that Bubs is obviously the Thnikkaman.”

>”Um, Ame...”

>"You'we gonna have to
sharw a bafroom
with some kid from Alabama
that kinda sucks.
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steew cleaw of the
beef stwoganoff at the
dining hall!"

"Homestar, it's great that you've been singing CGNU fight songs for the last 3 hours, but I really need to feed Bubba and-"

>"C! G! N! U!"

"..."

>"...th-that was the pawt whewe you say 'Me?", Watson."

"I'm hanging up now."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd youw fwiend is going to gwaduate! Has she picked out a college yet?"

"Homestar, that's not what graduate means in this conte-"

>"'Cause we'we always accepting new applicants hewe at Cwazy-Go-Nuts-Univewsity! Goooooo dumples!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Can you investigate who left this loaf of bwead on my doowstep a few weeks ago? Seems kinda weiwd that someone would leave a slightly used loaf of bwead on someone’s doorstep.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! When awe we gonna see some Shawk Tools in action?”

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Hey Watson, wewe you that one customew who called looking for 50 extwa lawge thanksgiving lovews' pizzas?"

"No, that was someone else Homestar."

>"Dang, I was hopin' to gwab a slice of Ham, Yam and Gween Bean."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Who ya got in that big spowts cawnival youw fwiends awe putting on?"

"You mean Festival."

>"Wight, Fouwnival."

"Festival."

>"Fowmica."

"Fes-You know what, I give up."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I heawd one of youw fwiends is a clown!”

“Yeah, her name’s Polka.”

>”Can she get hew hands on some Ciwcus Peanuts?! Feels like it’s been fowevew since I had some!”

“...what even are Circus Peanuts?”

>”A kind of Candy!”

“...should’ve seen that one coming.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I heawd youw biwdfwiend has a big announcement coming up! Any clues as to what it might be?”

“I’m not able to answrr that question at this time, Homestar.”

>”I wemembew my last big announcement was putting a hyphen in between the “home” and “staw” in my name!”

>”Did you really?”

>”No, I just said that to make Mawzipan feel bettew.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, when is Skipbo going to have another slumbew pawty?"

"W-What?"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, you should shank Kiawa's Jenga Jam!"

"Wait, what? We're playing Chess, Homestar!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, Youw fwiend Guwa should talk to the indigenous people of Stwong Badia for their awgicultuwal secwets!"

"Like what kind of secrets, Homestar?"

>"Fishcown bushes!"

"I.. I have no words..."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I heawd had a coupon fow a fwee melonade."

"That depends, who's asking?"

>"Kevin DuBwou."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I heawd youw shawk fwiend was sing in’ Decembewween songs, did I ovewsleep until 10 pm on Decembewween night again?”

“No, Gura’s just one of those people who likes to celebrate as soon as possible.”