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>>29294237
Ya know, when I started making Homestar posts, I didn’t expect this to happen.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I kinda undewstand why you had Bubs thwown in Fedewal Pwison, but why'd you have Coach Z thwown into Juvenile Pwison?"

"Let's be honest, that's a step up for him."

>"You're pwobably wight."

>>29249545
"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you made the Fwee Melonade coupon! is that twue?"

"I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations at this time."

>"Then what was the point of getting Bubs thwown in fedewal pwison?"

"To get rid of the competition."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I heawd you wewe sampling some fwuit flavowed bevewages!"

"I was, they were pretty good."

>"Might I offew you some Sizzlin' Bacon Guava gulp flavowed Melonade?"

"I, uhh... I think ubba needs something, gotta go!" *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, get anything good fwom Halloween?”

“Kinda late to be asking but so hit a bunch pieces of Kit-Kats.”

>”Wow, Weally? All I got was this dang bit o’ honey.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you wewen't feeling good, so I figuwed I'd dwop you a line and offew some advice fow getting bettew."

"Thanks Homestar, so what did you have in mind?"

>"Suudsu."

"Suud..su? Dare I ask?"

>"Yeah. It's a glass of milk with gummy beaws in it. Helps put The Cheat to sleep, so it's gotta do something fow you!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Whoa, you don't sound too good! I don't think you'we gonna be able to give us a wowd pwoblem today Watson. I was gonna ask about Phil but I think I'll dwop this little numbew instead."

"Alright, what is it?"

>"Who set the wecowd for the longest bull honkey and how long was it?"

"That's... more of a trivia question, Homestar. but thanks anyway."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, does your fwiend have any good wecipes? I’m lookin’ to to tease this one fow cooking the Chekt, whatevew that is.”

“I... I’ll have to get back to you on that one, Homestar.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, got any tips fow fighting youw shadow self? He's blocking my path to the final boss."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”wanna join my Dixieland Jazz band?”

“No.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”yes, I’m just calling to infowm you that thewe is an excellent CD full of sing a long songs fow you and youw fwiends to sing.”

“Homestar, are you talking about your bread singalong CD?”

>”Ye-no.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeeah, can you make suwe that Shawk giwl doesn’t sing the song about sibbie?”

“Not a problem, don’t even what song that is.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can so make a wequest fow the Shawk giwl?”

“Uh, I’m not her DJ but okay.”

>”Can she sing “I don’t wanna miss a thing” fwom Deep Impact?”

“Wrong movie, Homestar.”

>”Wait, sewiously? But, it came out duwing the same summew!”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, wanna play stack 'em to the heavens?"

"No thanks Homestar, I'm already playing games with Gura."

>"Yeah, I undewstand, the game I suggested was cweated by that cweepy mawshmallow guy."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I hewr you'we something of a double agent!"

"I don't wanna talk about that, Homestar."

>"I know a bit about that myself, I was not only Dangewesque Too, but Uzi Bazooka in Dangewequse 3: The Cwiminal Pwojective!"

"Oh... I'll add that to the list."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! You should weally play Blistewgeist! I'd play it myself but I'm not allowed to, only Clapping Party."

"You'll have to talk to my assistant about that one."

>"Ooh, Bubba! Last time we have quite the wousing discussion on what to do with youw old paiws of shoes!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hello, This is a fwiendly wemindew to come on down to Bubs' Concession Stand for some amazing Senowial Day savings!"

"Homestar, Senorial Day was months ago."

>"Would my totally-welated-to-me-dad Bubs lie to you about savings this good?"

"Yes, yes he would."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I'm just calling to wemind you: Don't be a jewky, fwy that tuwkey!"

"Isn't that extremely dangerous?"

>"I dunno, I'm just doing what the man on TV said."

>"Watson, what took you so long out thewe?"

"Had to stop off at the Black Market Weapons Depot for a new Nunchuck gun... and a Kit-Kat Meltshake."

>"What is youw majow malfunction?!"

"Let's get one thign straight, Meatball face... butt! I work alone! ...Cept when I work with the girls! ...which is all the time!"

>"Yeah, well you need me because I'm the only one who knows whewe Pewducci is and where that is... is that he is.. in... Istanbul."

"Istanbul!"

>"None of this would happened if they hiwed Shawpdeen."

"...isn't that just Strong Bad doing a bad accent?"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Watson, I need youw help! I fell asleep watching Bubs’ concession stand and I woke up in a pile of swee-atshiwts!”

“That doesn’t sound too bad.”

>”Aaaaand I think a wat just bit my knee.”

“Ogey.”

>"...and then she gave him a hundwed dollaws! All I got was a dang Bit O' Honey!

"How long did you have to wait?"

>"I dunno, I got distwacted by the idea of getting my million pounds of candy."

>”Hello?

“Hey Manager, thanks for carrying us throw this campaign.”

No pwoblem!