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"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, can you investigate those Cheatcakes? I wanna see how they stack up to gwumblecakes."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yes, I am calling about one of youw employees wegawding youw sewvices, I believe his name was Bubba.”

“Bubba? Someone will be receiving a talking to...”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, can you investigate whatevew happened to Homeschool Winnew?”

“...? Are you messing with me? There’s no one with that name on the records for Free Country, USA.”

>”Good, thanks Watson!” *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, when you’we done making that expewience fawn, can you make a Smawty Juice fawn?”

“Didn’t that stuff go back in 2007?”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, are you guys evew gonna do an impewsonation contest?"

"Dunno, we don't have a Strong Sad so we don't have a reason to tape a sock to our heds like you did."

>"Thewe's a sock taped to my head? getitoffgetitoffgetitoff"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, it's Octobew 25th! Do you what that means?"

"60 days until Decemberween?"

>"No, only 6 days until Halloween!"

"I should've guessed."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, awe you evew gonna play Peasant's Quest?"

"I'll put it on the list."

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I’d like to wedeem this coupon fow a fwee Melonade.”

“Sir, I don’t have any coupons for Free Melonade.”

>”what? You mean that weiwd bunny wabbit lied to me?!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, does the WC in WC Fields stand for Winston Chuwchill?”

“No. And I’m certainly you’ve asked me this before.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s costume! Teenaged Chun-Li? Classic!”

“Teenage... are you talking about Nene?”

>” No, no, I’m talking about youw fwiend in the Chun-Li costume.”

“Right, Nene.”

>”No, No, I mean-“

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I need you to investigate ouw local jail to figuwe out how Stwong Bad and the Cheat keep escaping."

"Your jail is a cardboard box. I know a good construction company that might be able to help you fix that."

"Watson Detective Agency/"

>"Hey Watson, it's Octobew 24th! You know what means!"

"Halloween is a week away?"

>"Decembewweeen is 62 days away!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, any of youw fwiends need some donuts? like, in the 3 to 8 million range?"

"Not that I know of, what seperatesy our donuts from the others?"

>"I got gwit, gumption, and an adowable speech impediment!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I’m setting up a time capsule, got anything you want to add to go with my gwoddy old wig?”

“Can I add this conversation.”

>”That sounds like it’ll be pwetty hawd, but I think it’ll fit!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, do you know Ilko Skevüld?”

“Can’t say so do.”

>”Oh, okay. Thought I’d ask. Don’t get the black lung!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, do you cawwy a nunchuck gun when you’we on the case?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, can you investigate the wheweabouts of the Yello Dello?”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, I need you to investigate the disappeawance of my house keys, I kinda... locked myself out of my house, and am now living in my mascot suit."

"Not my usual gig, but I can make the occasional exception."

>"Cool, cool. I'll just be hangin' out, woasting this juice box ovew an open flame and-"

"Open flame? Homestar, is your Mascot costume made of polymascotfoamalate?"

>"Polymascotfoamalate? Oh yeah, it's-"

"Aaaand his phone call dropped."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, uh I need youw help with some... giwlfwiend pwoblems."

"Uh, not my usual business but if the money's good."

>"I just need somebody to convince Mawzipan to give me ANYTHING but a Macwamé dweamcatchew for Decembewween."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, what's the deal with the Poopsmith and his vow of silence?"

"You really want to open your mouth around all that whatsit?"

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>"That's my secwet, Watson. I'm way smawtew than I let on!"

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Witches' Bwew!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, I need you to investigate something.”

“Okay, shoot.”

>”Am I gonna say Sid Hoffman, or Sid Fwenchman?”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson, did you know you can go from dwab to fab with nothing but mustawd?”