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>>29102164
>>29102623
Pirates win anyway

You know where it's always warm? The tropics. Why not head to the Caribbean sea in search of fabled lost treasure ships?

>>17684332
Is it time for pirates?

I want to open a pirate-themed fish and chips place with my shark wife, where rude customers are made to walk the plank.

>You will never become the involuntary cabin boy for a crew of foul-mouthed, rum-drinking, swashbuckling Shark Girl pirates after they raid the merchant ship you were on.
>Ranging in species from the tiny Coral Shark Girl in the crow's nest, to the great big hulking Megalodon Shark Girl first mate.
>Great White Shark Girl captain gets first go with you, not being very gentle.
>Tiger Shark girls in the crew are even rougher when you're passed around between them.
>Creepy Goblin Shark apothecary is a virgin and has no idea what she's doing when she gets her turn with you.
>Coral Shark Girl is way too small for you, but tries her best to fit you inside, being quite insecure about her small stature and insisting that she can handle you.
>Megalodon Shark Girl just wants to cuddle you at night in her extra large hammock.

>>14888346
I need more delinquent shark in my life.

Yarr harr fiddle de dee!