/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Hey you, are you tired of the same old bars and nightclubs in Monstergirl City?
>Always having to check your drink to make sure the satyros barkeep didn't slip in something extra?
>Were you the kind of kid who stuck metal into the electrical outlets to see what would happen?
>Come on down to Thunderbolt, MGC's first and only nightclub for girls with lightning affinity, the number one place to meet raijus and thunderbirds, your first drink is on us.
>Hope you like electronic music, and don't bother bringing a taser, it wouldn't work anyways.
You still have to check your drinks, unless you're into that kinda stuff

>Move to the Zipangu section of MGC
>Cupid friend leaves a ring of lightning resistance in the mailbox
what did she mean by this

Raiju.

>>41104362
>Get home after that trip
>Raiju immediately ask if you wanna do that again, only in a different position this time.
Monsters...

Send help. I am trapped on a tiny island in the middle of a hotspring and there is a raiju bathing nearby.
I only have maybe a day's worth of food left, and I can literally see the electricity in the water

zap weasel

Foxes are nice, but I'm interested in alternative forms of fluff.

>>39749561
They can't masturbate to me if they don't know what I look like.
And no, a nebulous mental image of "Anon" doesn't count

Send help, the Raijus know I'm here. I'm on borrowed time

>>38102000
How did you escape paralysis long enough to post this?

>he thinks his 'insulation' will save him

>>37086056
I dunno, waking up paralyzed and completely at her mercy seems kinda dangerous