/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46328345
>Tank interior feels like a sauna in the heat of battle
>Get to enjoy Hellhound cuddle pile during down time

>>44243719
>How to combat the heat?
In combat of course. Its in the name.

>>42426407
Funny how that tends to happen.

>>42192161
Counterpoint: Hellhounds.
QED

>>40011701
But I want the paws to hold me.
Fuzzy human hands are just wasted opportunity.

Come to think of it, why are there all sorts of summoning methods for every hell associated being you can think of, but people have tried for millennia to request the more angelic sorts and can't get the attention of so much as a fucking cherub?
It's like heaven isn't even trying.

>>35102025
Man's best onee-chans.

>>35008257

>Another day of enjoying life in MGC
>As you munch on some breakfast, you find your thoughts drifting, as they often do on your off days
>Somehow, you have remained a bachelor
>It isn't that monsters avoid you, it's just that none of them ever seem to try and push beyond that friendship stage
>You're not an idiot, you know what that means
>Someone out there already has a claim on you
>But you have been kicking around MGC for years, and no monster has come forth.
>Plenty of prime opportunities for the more stalker monsters to catch you alone
>Hell, you made 500$ from your buddy in the bet that you could walk through the local rape
alley at 1:00 AM unmolested
>Seven separate times
>You got another hundred after repeating it with four other rape alleys in different parts of the city
>If there was a shady corner or dark alley out of view, you have walked it and come out on the other side untouched
>Your musings on your unrapeability are interrupted by a loud knocking on your door
>Weird, you had no plans on meeting up with anybody today
>Taking the action that would be deemed insane for any single man in MGC, you open the door to your unknown visitor
>And find yourself facing a demon and her hellhound companion
>Before you could say anything, the demon turns to the hellhound
>"Well, the mana matches, this is your man"
>You have about half a second to react before the hellhound crashes through your door and onto you
>As the hellhound rips off your pants, you hear the demon say that the contract is fulfilled, but she needs to stick around to ensure that the payment is properly received
>You wake up the next day completely exhausted
>You would question if what you just experienced was real, but the soft snoring of the hellhound currently sharing your bed serves as enough proof to dispel your doubts
>Also the demon sitting on your couch in the living room
>Stumbling out of your bedroom for some food to get back some energy, you manage to ask the demon about the contract and payment she was talking about
>Turns out, your ancestor struck a deal with the monsters of old before the change, but managed to finagle the deal into selling his descendant's soul instead of his own
>But before hell could collect on the payment , the great change happened.
>There was enough legal hell to wade through trying to figure out how the contracts applied given the new state of things, and your great-whatever grandpa's fell through the cracks for a while
>And when they did finally get the mountain of paperwork sorted and came to, they looked at your family line and found something weird
>Everyone of your ancestors following his line has been female
>This created a problem of sorts, as the contract specified a MALE descendant
>Cosmic chances and probable magical manipulations aside, you are the first eligible soul in the direct line of descendants
>So, your soul takes priority on being "collected" for the payments
>Your new wife, and the cause of your currently aching pelvis, is also the direct descendant of the creature grandpa bargained with
>With that, the demon tells you that it is time she gets back to her work and offers you congratulations on you new wife
>As she vanishes in a puff of fire, you feel the hellhound's heavy paw land on your shoulder, and her hot breath against your ear as she leans in
>"We aren't done yet, we need to start working through the interest that accrued from the deal"
>You ask how long it would take to pay off the entirety of your debt
>Your question is met with laughter, but also an assurance that a litter of hellpup daughters will take at least two percent off the total amounts

>>34189705
I had always liked fox girls, and initially got into MGE because I saw Inari,
But the moment I found Hellhounds I was doomed.

I'm gonna run away from this hellhound

She would REALLY like it if you would try to run. Are you going to try to run?

>>33791425
One of the single guards detains you for "further questioning"
By the time your pelvis heals enough for travel, you are registered as both married and a citizen

>>33532103
>big fluffy paws
brain likes
>big skin hands
brain rejects

>>33468463
>>33468488
>>33468552
I will have you know tail molestation is a federal offense, punishable by law of up to forty eight hours of free reign for the victim to do whatever she wants to you

>>32960354

>>31560059
For you maybe.

>>31560177
Happy new year!

>>28345718
Honestly, not really.
I entertained the idea of bigamy for a time, but ultimately it's just not my thing.

I wanna barbecue with a Hellhound!

>>25295308
>Had it not been for the fact they're furshit, they'd easily be top tier of the canine species.
Slow down there fren

>>24365373
>fav girls are Cheshire, manticore, hound, Demon, Apophis
I definitely seem to like alpha females

>>23981170
I'll take that too. It'd be really comfy feeling her warm body pressed against yours while she gently gives you a handy.

>>23613709
Any of them with big meaty paws.
Human hands just can't compete.