/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Goomba is going blind either from too much masturbating or soo much sodium in her diet from the McDonalds.

Rrats, take your pick.

>It's just guardians how hard could it be

/hlgg/ populations that have the highest proportion of SINGLE VIRGINS

1. teamates
>highest share of goslingposters and retards that fell for GFE. extremely poor fanbase that likely doesn't have a job, so the chance of them having romantic experience is doubly low.

2. anti-/u/fags (+ idolfags, unicorns)
you can tell these faggots are lonely and single and haven't ever had meaningful, intimate interactions in their lives.
they'll drop their oshi immediately if they find she has a partner (meaning they're delusional enough to believe that their oshi belongs to them, when they're a fucking number to her).
they also get extremely uppity over anything that they deem "cuckoldry", such as yurifagging. it just shows how insecure they are, having to constantly project themselves in a position of intimacy with their oshi because they know it'd never happen. that level of delusion will never be seen in a non-virgin that has actually found and enjoyed a 3dpd partner.

3. UOOOHposters
>the fact that they find underage physiques appealing suggests that they've likely given up on chasing any realistic 3dpd and have opted for anime caricatures.

4. takofags
>there's 20 of them and they're always on /hlgg/. around the clock. 24/7. posting their shitty ritualpost "I love Ina!" and "Me Too!". actually taking drawing reps seriously so they can feel more "connected" to their oshi. also has the highest proportion of gacha players. definite virgins.

5. KFP
>high proportion of SEAposters increases their virgin numbers. you rarely see them during burgerhours, but the burger KFP's appear to be contributing members of society, having jobs and donating to their oshi, so they are much more likely to have a partner than a NEET teamate.
also, their oshi is a bisexual-basically lesbian menhara. yet they can still find a way to sexualize her and enjoy her content. only people that aren't virgins and aren't extremely thirsty for sex (because they've had experience) would be able to do this.

6. DEADBRAPPS
>deadbrapps are bar none the most mature and non-virgin fanbases on /hlgg/.
first of all, they have by far the most money. so they're definitely successful vocationally and are likely more intelligent as a consequence.
second of all, their oshi is a fucking wigger that constantly gushes over other men on her stream and donates to them. and they still donate. they probably just find mori entertaining - which is what these vtubers are anyway, entertainment.
they don't have deluded fantasies of pursuing a romantic relationship with mori like the rest of the fanbases. sure, they'll think of her sexually and masturbate to her time to time - but they're not delusional enough to assume anything beyond that. and that's what separates a virgin from a non-virgin, they aren't desperate for sexual intimacy every fucking second because they've had that sustenance.

7. /u/fags
/u/fags are bar none the one population with the lowest number of virgins. they are the least cucked posters on this board.
they're not delusional, they know their oshi will graduate and be fucked by another man. but /u/fags are HIGH-T, they hate intersexual competition, like our male friends in the animal kingdom. they'd rather their oshi get together with a girl than with another male, because that would be a moral loss.
and that is why /u/fags are not only the most logical, but also the least cucked and virgin posters on this board.

>>32678239
Go to sleep, Gura.

So who is the first holo that's going to commit tax fraud/evasion and have to graduate?

>>32572836
LITERALLY ALL ME

>>32416383
I'll try harder next time. Sorry to let you down.

Reminder:

/u/schizos are the most logical, least cucked posters on this board.

YOUR oshi will never be yours. She will stream, graduate, and end up finding a boyfriend (if she hasn't already). She will be impregnated by said boyfriend, and they will get married and raise a happy family.

Don't try to live in your deluded schizo fantasies any further - you know DEEP DOWN within the ANNALS of your brain, that your oshi will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE YOURS. She will NOT. She will be someone else's.

So, what you're doing - by committing to idolfaggotry, anti-/u/faggotry, is you're basically saying:
>ok. I'm fine with my oshi being a complete wench and fucking some other dude off-stream or once she graduates.

Now THAT is fucking cuck behaviour. You're acting like a canonical NTRfag. However, /u/chads operate differently. We imagine that our oshi will graduate and end up dating, marrying, and FUCKING, another hololive girl. And that, my fellow anons, gives us the security and peace of mind to know that our oshi will be in GOOD HANDS. And not in the HANDS of another male - intersexual competition google it do your research if you don't know it it's hard-wired in your genes and if you ignore it you're low T.

So in summation, /u/chads are not only the least cucked posters on this board - we are also the most logical (we're planning for the future), and the highest T (we absolutely despise the thought of any other man getting a chance with our oshi).

We are also the most cogent. Statistically, PURELY statistically, our oshi has the highest chance of dating another girl they're close friends with (girls are bi, they both have social pressure from the whole yuri culture, frequent off-collabs - why not try it mentality arises). STATISTICALLY more likely than any individual man to wed our oshi. Of course, vs. the field is a different idea altogether - but I'll take my chances, since I'm not a cuckfag like the rest of you.

And anyone that disagrees with this - either present your argument for why your line of reasoning is less cucked (and if it involves schizophrenic delusions, you are immediately disqualified) or fuck off.

if you think about it logically, /u/chads are the most logical, least cucked posters on this board.
think about it:

your oshi is a female. she is likely not pure. she will not stream forever. she is an actual, living, breathing person.
she will one day graduate, find a man to fall in love with, and he will impregnate her. they will give birth to a child, if not multiple, and live happily ever after.

is that what you want? another man to take the liberty to live happily ever after WITH YOUR OSHI?
because let's be honest - none of you stand a chance with your oshi. you can continue your deluded fantasies all you want, but at the end of the day - you're all numbers. aspects of a homogenous entity - the community, or the chat. you have no autonomy. no individualism. you will never be recognized.

on the other hand, /u/chads engage in the least NTR'd fantasies: they imagine that their oshi will fall in love, get married, and live until their eventual passing, with another hololive talent. that is, by definition, the most logical and least cucked ideology one can subscribe to. you know that your oshi will be in good hands - not some other man. there is no intersexual competition there.