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>>15885473
I would really like to see how a MGE Dragon's back looks like. Maybe one day I'll see it.

>>13490371
>shitshitshitshitshitshit
>Where the hell is the exit?
>You've been running around for almost an hour now
>Most of the treasure's gone, either dropped in your mad dash or burned away
>The air explodes behind you again
>You barely duck behind a rock as a fireball flies past
>'Where are you, my little mouse? You can't scurry away forever.'
It isn't too hard to outrun a scaly lizard like you!
>More fire. Why are you taunting her?
>'Such a cheeky tongue. I'll be sure to rip it out of your skull before I incinerate you.'
>Another blast of flame, a little wide this time. She's attacking by sound.
>In the fading light, you notice something on the ground
>Claw marks, very heavy
>It must be from her coming and going over these years
>Maybe...
Is that all you can do, you oversized iguana?
>'Such INSOLENCE!!'
>Fire illuminates the floor
>Yes, the claw marks make a definite path. That way!

>>13288826
Seek assistance from the Dragons in the mountains. They've overlooked your peaceful village for centuries. Explain to them that the P'Orcs, with their irresponsible ways, will surely ruin the good farmland and bring poverty and chaos to the Dragon's doorstep. The village will also be too poor to give the Dragon's tribute to be added to their hordes.

>>12810931
So it's the fault of the people who voted for Toriza that you couldn't be here? Are like, an Illuminati-tier secret organization that messes with people's schedules now?
>>12810936
Still better than butt-wings.

>>12490532
>And Indy 4 wasn't any worse than the other three, you're just nostalgic.
Indy 4 was shit, but so was the Temple of Doom. Boring stunts, weird boring story. The first and third were much better.
This is objective truth because I'm an archaeologist IRL

Well, at least it seems everything will be fine for now.