/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Howdey there Anon! Are you ready for our first date? Ah'm sure you'll love it!"
>"Here, put this on!"
>"Now, ya got the lighter fuel? Good, I'll carry the cross, the Jabberwock and her husband moved just down the road. Me and the girls, and you, are gonna show her just what we think of Chocolate. We'll also show her husband, who ain't chocolate, just why he made a big mistake."
>"Alrighty, ah got mah phone, ya ready Anon? This'll be a really fun date!"

>>13146806
I want to become a member of Snake church. Then after Snake Mass with our Snake Priestess preaching her Snake Sermon, we'll go down to The Snake Pit for beers and Sexy Snakes.

>>12941052
There's a snake in my boot!

>>12844327
I guess I should tell you that if you lose the Snake Pit Challenge, you have to work as a 'Pit Boy' for a minimum of one week. Where you'll care for the needs of the Snake Pit Lamia.

This'll consist of massages, being a dakimura at night, or having sex if they aren't taking part in a challenge anytime soon. Just to name a few.

It's hidden in the waiver you sign.

>>12774297
I wouldn't mind waking up, finding myself drugged, tied up and lying in a pile of cushions. Being held as a captive audience for an incredibly lewd Lamia belly-dancer who teases me for hours on end with her swinging hips.

Why are Lamia such sluts?

>>12375883
Californian stereotype. A dumb, shallow girl obsessed with fashion accessories.

>>12355892
Snake jigglin'
All day every day

Lamias have best hips.

Prove me wrong.