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You really shouldn't entertain Junko's whims, you know? It all sounds well and good. You may even be at peace with yourself thinking you're doing a good thing by appeasing the torment of this sorry woman. However, Junko's mind is almost as ravenous as an Internet warrior on their quest to win an argument. Any hint that you give her may just be an excuse for her to infantilize you, and if you give her no hints whatsoever, she'll start making up some or she'll create little traps or situations that you can't help but behave like a child in.
It's all downhill from this point. Junko will assume the role of your mother, and in no universe is she going to do the same mistake again. You are NEVER going anywhere without her. Need to use the bathroom? She's coming with you. Want to take a shower? Well you're still so young, Mama will do it for you. Cooking for yourself? Oh that's adorable, maybe you can help Junko cook something easy once in a while, like cutting the strawberries for a fruit salad (with the special knife that you can't possibly cut yourself with), Junko will take care of your every meal. And who knows what scary monster could be roaming in the night, especially with the dastardly moon visible. That won't do, Junko is sleeping with you, every night no arguments. She'll help you put on your PJs, that she chose for you. They're the same colors as Mama's tabbard. Isn't that precious? As precious as her cute little boy.