/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I'm Wurm and uh, I just want to say that I'm in favor of destroying this building that sucks
>also, when you destroy it, I think you should burn it, with fire, and then you'll see how cool it is, with FIRE and DESTROYING IT
>and then it'll be so cool, we'll go destroy MORE BUILDINGS with FIRE and then we'll DESTROY EVERYTHING
>and then we'll destroy the TREES and the ROCKS and the SKY and the LAND
>destroy it all with FIRE and then destroy the FIRE with FIRE and more FIRE

>wurm watching videos of buildings being demolished
>"Yeah, yeah, wreck it! Wreck it! DESTROY!"

>>43224607
>Ryu
MERE WATER WURM!
>>43224627
you're one lucky sar

>buy castle
>wurm inside
>walk outside
>wurm outside
there's now a huge hole in the walls

best way to drill a new well? ask wurmy to catch her own tail

>>41863226
I don't know, maybe we'd all be a bit happier if we were more like wurmie.

>>33584173
It's a race to the bottom in more ways than one.

>>15559645
Are you a dumb wurm?

>>13712093
I want to get a Wurm to try and catch her own tail

>>13425728
i want to be placed in mountainous realm and be discover by a wurm and i want to be able to see her expression when she see's a man in her territory

>>13374323
^_^

>>13352681
Only monsters would.

>>13223335
Kappas and Yuki-Onnas are the designated childhood friends of the monstergirl world, supposedly.

Wurms are too straightforward and retard-moe to go through the whole torturous mental process of >>13223301. They'd just rape the one they like.
Also wurms are too dumb to know the word "Hymen". She'd just say "We did the no-pants dance. It hurt when Mr. Happy went in, uguuu~"

>>13214868
Depend's what she's wearing.
If it's a normal out-and-about scenario, probably "lots".
If she's just come out of the shower, and is all steamy and jiggling and you ask her to please at least put on a bra and she asks "Why?", then the answer is "One".
Be sure to hate-fuck her in the mouth for added "shut up!" bonus points

>>12888549
She gets a break, everytime she does something.
Also
>color when
I swear this and the griffon are the only less girls who haven't been colored

>>12842208
Hound
When
This
Colour
Please

>Boxing Day in Canada
>Wurm thinks it's literally boxing and comes with you to go shopping
How would it go?

>>12822630

>>12785841
>dammed
Building dams is fun, and that is why beavers are the best! Also because you can make ice cream out of their butts!