/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37580346
I want a soft and squishy wife to press myself into

>It's Christmas Eve
>Wander into the kitchen at 3 AM
>Drinking shitty day-old expired milk from the carton
>Half asleep
>Suddenly there's a loud crash from the living room that makes you drop the milk
>Stumble into the living room, suddenly wide awake
>Whatthefuck.jpg
>There's a yeti upside down in your chimney, covered in ash
>She's dazed and unresponsive but clearly not dead or wounded
>She's wearing the cheap-looking red and white top you see mall santa's wearing this time of year
>Santa hat on the ground, covered in dust
>Red Christmas themed skirt is draped over her head, showcasing the goods
>Childish red-and-green striped panties stretched to their limits over her big butt that say "SANTA PAWS" on full display

What do?

>>22501635
I want a yeti to sit on my face.

I don't care if it kills me.

>>22452410
>Can Yeti-chan smother my face with her brown butt
A man of culture.

>>22438071
>Snowmama
That's hot, for some reason.

>Vulnerable, exposed yeti butt
>Fondle: Yes or no?

>If she catches you, is she mad?

Twin tail yeti butt