/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's the optimal number of cows for a harem?

>Walk into store
>Group of holst sisters grocery shopping
>"Oh shit" runs through your head as you realize you're wearing red
>Your introverted self isn't ready for this
>You hope they don't notice
>They notice
>Their joking and laughter changes to solemn, still expressions on their faces
>Eyes start twitching
>You swear the color of their eyes changed from blue/green to red
>They start to approach you, leaving their carts behind
>You back away
>Their pace hastens
>In a panic you decide to make a break for the door
>Nope. You hear the fast clopping of hooves behind you
>No sooner do you make it to the entrance are you tackled by their big breasts
>One jumps ahead to break your fall and you face lands right between her breasts
>Explicit things happen
>You now have several cows fawning over you and draping themselves over you
>You're also kicked out of the store for the scene you caused
>Luckily it's not a total ban from the store

I firmly believe that being a holstaur dairy farmer would be the best job known to man