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>>40536247
Something has to get sucked.

>three peasant brothers and their father live together
>the brothers treat the youngest one like a idiot and keep picking on him
>father is getting old so to he wants divide his property equally or else the brothers will probably do something stupid after he dies
>the two older brothers think that the youngest doesn't deserve anything
>they keep pestering their father about it
>father gets tired of it tells them that whoever marries the prettiest woman will inherit everything
>the brothers set out into the world
>they split and the youngest is forced to take the most crooked and dangerous road
>he arrives at a gloomy and abandoned-looking mansion
>finds a mysterious hooded "woman" there
>he tells her of his father's challenge
>she invites him inside and let's him eat and sleep there
>next day she brings him a woman's corpse
>tells him that he must hug and kiss her
>he is revolted by it at first but agrees eventually
>the corpse comes alive, though all she can do is stand up (barely) and shuffle forward very slowly
>he is then told that he must take care of the zombie, dress her, cook for her etc. as well as hug and kiss her every day
>a week has passed and he has done as he had been told
>the zombie looks much more presantable (for a corpse) but is still the same, except for the fact she has become clingy towards him
>the boy is then instructed to FUCK the zombie
>he refuses but the woman tells him that's the only way he will get his bride
>he agrees eventually
>he is then instructed to do it every day for a year
>YEAR HAS PASSED
>the zombie can now move almost like a normal human and is capable of simple speech
>it's time for the brothers to go home and present their brides
>the youngest leaves with his zombie and is given a bundle of clothes and accessories by the woman
>she instructs him to dress the zombie in them but only when the zombie tells him to
>the brothers meet before their house
>the two older ones snicker smugly when they the the youngest one and his zombie
>all this time and he brings back a corpse? Father will be furious and will surely throw him out.
>father is not home yet, so they wait
>the boy, meanwhile, goes into his room to hug, kiss and fuck his zombie as is his duty
>when he kisses her, however, her eyes start to glow and she grabs him and starts kissing him assertively
>the kiss feels as if its going to suck out his soul
>she releases him and when he recovers and looks back, a completely different woman seems to have taken her place
>her body is flawless and looks so seductive and beautiful it's inhumane
>she tell him to put the clothes on her
>now she looks like fairy tale princess
>the two older brothers have lined up with their brides and their father has arrived
>he calls for his youngest son
>after a while he comes out
>the brothers immediately lose their smug expressions when they look at her
>the two women, meanwhile, feel completely inadequate
>everyone in the house is speechless and dazzled by the wight's beauty
>the winner is obvious and the father gives his youngest son everything
>the boy thanks him, but says that it is unnecessary, he will live with his wife in her mansion
>his two brothers can keep the inheritance and he offers his father to move to their mansion

>>23556651
But anon zombie love

>>22136271
but anon, zombie-chan likes you

i want a smart zombie gf, not a wight. zombies are cuter than wights and wights are too mature/elegant for my taste. i love zombies!

zombie invasion y'all. get inside the house. everybody. anon, go board the windows and doors. anon, gather as much imperishable foods as possible, anon go get the guns, and anon, go get the lich tome, we got some dark magic to fuck around with.

would zombies be any good at kissing or do they have to settle for being a cuddlebug?

dead hours

>>18912749
>ICP
>"c'mon man I mean just because she's dead we should just break up or somethin'? FUCK THAT"

>>14578611
But you're so warm tho.

On the subject of Zombies, would the transition to Wighthood be gradual?

>>13506649
We're a ragtag bunch of misfits brought together by a common cause and THAT IS FINAL!

>>13097320
Waaaarm~

>>12922001
Yep.

>>12911009
>my goto phrase
Stalking initiated. I've seen that phrase get thrown around like this before...

>>12843976
Demon Realms would still exist, and Lilims aren't the only MGs with the ability to corrupt.

>>12806443
>Not eating granola bars on your graveyard shift.
Shiggy diggy doo.
>>12806445
>straight

>>12802630
Indeed.