/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Applying for maintenance job at office building
>Interviewer is a lamia
>She mentions that you'll mostly be working to keep her office warm
>wut,jpg
>Whatever, the pay is really good for such a low position
>First day on the job, go through orientation, safety, some nature video about jungle snakes?, and get your badge and uniform
>Uniform is a thick suit, almost like a blanket
>Lamia boss calls you into her office to start
>She coils around you and starts her work
>Confused, you ask what's going on
>She tells you this is your job, just sit here and keep me warm