/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21882199
Roses are red, violets are blue
From here to there, from me to you
Whatever I'm saying, I have no clue

>>21660007
>What a conundrum!
>Still I'll make anon cum!
>You bitches can throw a hissy fit
>Anon will still lick my clit!

>>19961520
If she has one tail, you'll never fail
If there's two, she's fair to do
Three tails or more, your neck will be sore

>>18186946
Your pardon, if I may
To tell you it is indeed mighty to be gay
For when an Alp applies her power
In your pants there arises a mighty tower!

>>17202134
What's this, a lonely anon?
Time to make our ship canon!

>>17101459
Oh what a clod; he thinks I want his blood!
Something else entirely I'll have for food, in the morning he'll wonder where's his wood.
I'll have my nightly feast until we become a two-backed beast!

>>16948066
They've got such good frames.
>>16948070
Well can we catch Alps?

>>16548826
I feel ya, fellow blueberry farmer.
>>16548827
Very true too.
>>16548835
Again with this! I ain't worried and I ain't gotta understand mang, you don't gotta explain nothin to a random guy in /mgt/! Be you, do you, and love yer waifu. I'm just piddlin useless two cent opinions at 3AM.

All things considered, the thread was pretty great today. May you be rewarded with good dreams of pleasant times with Monstergirls.

>>16465317
I'm in. Get us a weresheep to sacrifice, we're fucking doing this.

>>16465322
The next time you're in the Chi, buy a gallon of milk then. I'll know. No problem.

>>16440266
>C-clean out all the... gunk... pen is... backed up huh?
>Fuck it. Yes. Yes I will. Please lean back. Close your eyes. This is the most efficient pen cleaning position, trust me... I'll clean every last bit of gunk out...

And that's how the Demons continue to get the highest marks in Monster Girl rankings.

>>16433568
Who said I was! Its just a soul, right? Can't be that important, r-right? H-haha, honey, you really got the s-short end of this deal, didn't you?

>>16426307
Truly groovy anon. Dasvidanya and may she keep you warm in notSiberian blizzards.

>>16099878
One, two Alp's coming for you
Three, four better lock your door
Five, six get your crucifix
Seven, eight better stay up late
Nine, ten never sleep again

>>16031347
Fancy this situation, 'tis practically an invitation!
Into this lad's dreams I'll flutter, and his seed in my womb he'll soon splutter!

By the prickling of my thumbs! Something wicked this way cums!

>>15639035
Hear me now, fruit of my loins,
Into our cabal another man joins!
He who was once a man, with an eager dick,
Soon will look at her pussy and get sick!
Other men's pleasures he'll grant, fulfill their dreams,
While her belly from their seed burst at the seams!

>>15540301
What's this, a frightened lad?
Oh, there's no reason to be sad!
Soon his load he'll blow,
And his room in UV will glow!

>>15506846
Rhymes from an Alp,
Oh how they set a tingle in your scalp!
Each night she rapes more boys,
With twisted pleasures she makes them her toys!
>>15506850
Hark, there's nowhere to run!
From behind bars you'll praise the Sun!

>>15408979
Are you aware of just how dangerous an Alp can be?

>>15283958
Yeah. You can totally control them. The Illusive Man was indoctrinated into thinking he could, but your mind is totally intact. Everything's going to be fine. You can totally do it.

Okay seriously, let's drop it now.
>>15283963
What luck, a boy to fuck!
I'll suck his dick 'till my tummy gets sick!
Then the night with him I'll cuddle, and from my crotch trickle a puddle!

Golly-gee, what is this my lusty eyes see!
A boy fast asleep, his turgid tallywacker mine to keep!
Now to his dick suck and to bless my luck!

Well hello there, Daddy-O! I'm Sammy, I'll be your Alp tonight.

Oh what's wrong? Can't wake up? Too bad!