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At least pretend you aren't going to line their pockets

Woke up 15 hours ago. Been NEETing it up all day. Just took some more of my happy pills that my doctor gives me so I can stay awake for another 15 hours.

#wildNEET
#CRAZY
#trainotaku
#outofcontrol
#wielderoftheflameofanor

NEET GENERAL

What have you guys been up to lately?

NEET rap
freestyle im goin in

imma tell u liek dis here NEET if u dont bring bacc my moterfuggin monkey or my moterfuggin doe then u betta foget bout chrismas cuz u aint gonna liv to see santa

uhhhhhhhhhhh
DO U NO WHO U FUGGIN WIT?
DO U NO WHO U FUGGIN WIT?

im the TARNTULA on the CATAPILLA
im da 18 WHEELEr rollin over da ARMADILLA
im da ORNGE N BLU FIRE cummin up from da SKILLET
im da DICK in da PUSSY
im da FLY on da SHIT

im da muggafuggin frompy on da torteda
im dat loud hard SQAAAK dat kill da mosqito
im dat liittle bitty asss red ant draggin BEETLE

DO U NO WHO U FUGGIN WIT?

#ganja
#420
#blazeit

>>10266596
What?

Just woke up at 5 pm.
What should I do with the rest of my day?

OP here.

Can someone tell me already what the heck was that video about, please? I just... don't get it. Why does it exist? Not that I don't like it, though.

Did your mother ever masturbate you at bedtime to help you go to sleep?

It's a common practice in Japan. Every mother does it.

i vode spurdo :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

im fugged up now an my hat bent
im a purple bean n im feeling im the president
drinkin linqor strait cuz dis gotdom bean jus won stop keep BOOSIN up my hartrat

n i cant go 2 sleep cuz im scare to
reechin for da heat erytime da flor sqeek
FUG DAT stayn high cuz im a hoodNEET

were am i

what day is it?
is the sun out?
is it still the darkness of night?

am i in the year 2012?
what month is it?
it is friday?

Have you reached the final step of Otaku Evolution yet, /jp/?
http://www.bishoujoproject.com/theory-of-otaku-evolution/

>>9923005
>he smells like another chuuni pandering hero
LOL

I have at least 7k worth of prescription drugs in the drawer next to me. It makes me feel sad when I realize I could sell this and make a lot of money, but I don't know how to sell drugs and I'm too scared to do illegal things anyway.

dont get ever get it twisted when you thinkin about NEETs
to tel u the truth we do it big n we stuntin our ass off
when I think about a truNEET I picture myself

buy all my clothes from saxfif couple rack rib a couple ounces for them zips more in the grip and I yack it in like rubba dubba try to hit it with a chopper
class fantasy luxury the utmost rocket ships fug the love boat
never let your right hand know what your left doing bite down swallow really eat it dont just chew it

NEET freestyle
off the dome
real
very tru
honest and emotional

im confus

>>9858456
Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me all about why you love cats.

I AM THE BLADE
I AM THE DREAM OF THE BRAVE
I AM THE KNIFE
I BRING GRIEF TO YOUR LIFE
I AM THE SWORD
I AM THE WORD OF THE LORD

I AM THE BLADE
I AM THE PROMISE UNPAID
I AM THE KNIFE
I BRING DEATH TO YOUR LIFE
I AM THE AXE

What have you done today to NEET it up?

DON'T TALK TO ME I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT
ALL THE LOVE IN ALL THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH TO SAVE MY SOUL TONIGHT
DON'T BE MY FRIEND I'M NOT A FOOL

I HAVE SEEN THE DEVIL LAUGH
I HAVE SEEN GOD TURN HIS FACE AWAY
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
I HAVE SEEN THE SNAKE TURN BLACK
I HAVE SEEN THE SEAS RUN DRY