/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Howdy boys! Is this the road to Nashville?

>>15724585

Why do Hols have the perfect "girl next door," thing going for them?

I know they're unsubtle on the waifu bait (though that could be said for most girls here), but they're just so sweet and innocent looking.

>>15462124
I trust her as far as I can throw her

>>14884191

>>14498852
>>14498862
You wouldn't happen to have anything else to say, would you?

>>14457429
>Monsters drool onto cocks
Monstergirls have the right idea.

I mean, poultry is pretty damn tasty when breaded in a spicy mixture and fried. It also tastes good when honey is drizzled onto it.

If you fags are gonna duke it out with the Civil War shit again, at least make it related to monstergirls this time.

>>14228491
I want to rustle Holst cattle. But get caught by the owner who looks like pic-related.

She'll point her shotgun at me and tell me to 'drop them panties'.

I'll be forced to slowly strip in front of the giggling Holsts of all ages, while the owner with the gun slowly licks her lips and begins to unbuckle her belt...

>>14068471
Her titties would be too big though, unless there's some strap or body armor to hold them in place.

Where's my cow?

>>13862220
The most recent yandere story we had was by Punaldin. It gave me my forced breastfeeding fetish.

>>13502269
No, they farm the land!

>>13242871
I want to see more southern style monstergirls.

>>13098831
>Working on a Holstaurus farm.

Pasta:
>It's your first day working on a Monster Girl Farm.
>You've been looking forward to this.
>At sunrise, to the Cockatrice Girls call, your wake and your boss takes you to the Holstaurus shed.
>"I think you can figure out what to do, see you girls."
>"Bye Mr. Farmer!~" They call out in unison as he leaves and shuts the door behind him.
>"So, you're the new farmhand, huh kid?"
>You look back to the Holstaurus, instead of being bright-eyed and cheerful they're standing about like delinquents, one's even smoking a cigarette.
>"You deaf or something farmboy?"
>You're caught off-guard by the sudden change.
>"I, uh, yeah, I'm supposed to milk you I g-guess."
>You hold out a bucket.
>One of the Holstaurus walks over and slaps the bucket out of your hands and leans in close.
>"We do milking a bit differently around here, farmboy."
>They circle you and a Holstaurus pulls your pants down from behind.
>[Pleasured moans]

>>12981706
Minotaurs, Holstaurs, Centaurs, Ant Arachne, Gnomes, Golems, Werecats, Werewolves, Lamias, Wights, Zombies, Ghouls, Vampires, and Chupacabaras.

>>12970580
Touch the cow. Do it now! The fate of the world hangs in the balance!

>>12799569
A moo-moo there and a snusnu here~
>>12799575
Stop saying my name for no reason.

>>12700286
But I'm not him. And I don't bitch every time yandere is mentioned. But it's still shit. To me. Does that help? In my opinion it's shit. Now you don't have to argue with me anymore, I specified it's just my opinion. That you can't change. Let's stop. Here, have a Holst.

>>12619249
Do you have a problem with that viscous, vile, and vicious form of milk being called such horrible things? It is evil anon, the truest form of evil.

Are Holstaurs more likely to become Christmas Cakes if they live in the city compared to rural locations?

>>12564965
Cakes are superior.

>>12548143
He got a real purty mouth ain't he?..

>>12532920
It's not that bad, but I can see what you're saying.