/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tentacle-chan came to say hi. Say something nice.

Being a cashier in a store.
Seeing Tentacle-chan nervously walk in and trying to pick what to buy.
Tentacle-chan accidentally touching and coiling your hand when handing over the cash.
Tentacle-chan awkwardly recoiling when she notices that and standing there frozen unsure what to do.

>>37948622
But she looks so cute, she should be harmless right?

>>37318130
can i eat this plant

>>37187505
keep your power level probe away from me, I only let my my wife do stuff like that

>>37150776
Seethe on your own time and just toss me to the tentacle pits then

>>37044555
>wife with tentacles has started getting a little...'probe-y'
>whenever you're in the same room you have to periodically shoo away the tendril creeping up your leg towards your rear
>wife swears she's not doing it intentionally and that her tentacles have a mind of their own but they're getting bolder
>it's the worst when you're in the shower, you essentially have just one usable hand since the other is constantly fending off molesty tentacles
How long until you give in, anon?

Tentacles are the straightest monster for chads only when you think about it
>Instinctively know the g-spot of every monster species making them putty in her hands
>Aphrodisiacs turn even the most dominating demon into a bitch in heat
>Live to see and turn girls into quivering mess
>Lives in the woods and is an expert hunter despite not needing to do anything other than photosynthesize
>Perfect wingwoman that’ll help you form a harem
>Has been around in hentai for decades as one of the first fetishes for it
>Probably has the best feeling pussy in all of monster kind due to it being made of tentacles that could tighten, loosen or jerk you off at will
>Fucking her is basically saying you could fuck any girl she molested before

Using tentacles as actors in cheap alien invasion b-movies/sexploitation movies.

Using tentacles as actors in cheap alien invasion b-movies/sexploitation moviejsjs.

>I-I am going to r-rape you!

I've accidentally let a tentacle drink a whole bottle of Lilith's Panacea. I am afraid to go outside.

>>28939476
Tentacle cause she can wrap around you for easy and comfortable grip

I’m sick and tired of that dumb lich across the street constantly sending her zombie servants to get me, I just wanna enjoy a nice quiet comfy afternoon watching nature documentaries with my tentacle harem but they have to stop those zombies ruining the rest of the day with their moans. How do I make the lich stop with her hair brained schemes?

Would tentacles be the easiest plant girl to grow? Are they basically just like weeds?

>>21870334
Despite being rated R-18, there's no actual H-CGs. What a waste.

>>21148819
Honestly, I would like to see another KC doujin. Not sure how "vanilla" you could get with a tentacle girl though.

>>20789621
A thread filled with retards is worse than a slow thread.

>>20771870
Hmm, more into the MGE tentacles myself.

>>20730863
>monsters fucking each other when there's no men around

I like that.

One of my favorite little scenarios is of a tentacle "weed" in a garden of other plant girl types and they try to get her a boyfriend so she stops molesting them. Of course this would probably lead to a harem situation since tentacle girls seem to be like that.

>>20709138
I don't think banning stuff because it's "offensive" works too well with a society that goes as lewd as it does.

Besides, monsters should understand how bad things were before the rise of the DL and strive to prevent it from happening again.

>>20519985
>Day of the Tentacle
>no Tentacle

>>20380021
Who, me?

>>19714550
Is it possible for a human to monsterize into a tentacle girl?