/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Blah blah, will never dick the daughteru, blah blah."

Look. It's less about your decisions and more about the daughter's. You're gonna have to deal with the reality of an Electra complex coupled with the superhuman libido brought upon by mamono puberty. Try all you want but you can't reverse the flow of the river.

>>20473790
>>20473775

>>20142421

'Stare at him until he loves me' is a legitimate romantic strategy.

>You'll never be anti-bullied by a creepy, lovestruck monoeye
>She pesters you until you snap and then revels in the abuse
>Instead of groping or molesting you she just tries to get you to do things like pull her hair, flip her skirt, and spank her

Do not bully monoeyes. They'll get attached to you.

>>17128514

>>16307025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4

I can't lie I will always love monoeyes. They're just so cute.

>>14860290

>>14389018
Love you too Anon

Can anyone give me the teyeme?

>>13993990

>implying

>"It's weird, right? I'm a Monstergirl, but all I really have is the one eye."
>"Gross, right?"
>"Don't ya just want to BULLY me?"
>"Push me down? Kick me? Call me names?"
>"S-spank me? Slap my face? Pull my hair? Tear my clothes off? Cum all over me and make me walk around without washing it off?"

>>13789261

>Have Cyclops childhood friend
>She's always been a shrinking violet, even when you're a boisterous kid
>Her mother and your dad think it's kind of cute that you want to become the greatest Templar of the New Age with her as your sniper/ranger assistant
>You end up moving away, tearing both of you to shreds
>Move back to town, she's working in her mother's smithy now and smiles at you once you remind her of who you are
>It's been years since you've seen each other
>You spend time reminiscing about the olden days and see how she's improved with her sniping at the range
>You've had far too many beers and stumble over to the jukebox pressing a random button
>It's by Frank Sinatra
>Your face when you look back her and she hears the song playing, it's Can't Take My Eyes Off You
>Your face when she downs her beer, and looks at you with this expression on her face
>She's been mentally replacing the "I" with "Eye"

>MFW Crabman's Echidnas have hemorrhagic venom in their fangs
>MFW it gives me the biggest fear boner and I know exactly why

>>13737608

Lewd.

>>13722961

Oh I will if it means I get the girl who only has an eye for me.

>>13710604

What makes you think I qualify as a shitty yandere kitsune, faggot.

>>13690868

>Have normal sex for once

Baby, i'm going to put all my love into you.

>Heart pupil cyclops eyeing you

What do?

>>13457248

>Cyclops heart pupils

>Cyclops waifu
>Has a morphable pupil
>Center of her eye literally becomes pink and heart-shaped when she's in the mood

>>12805663
sounds pretty slutty