/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be wise enough to know that mischief-making Faeries are easily distracted and pacified by story-telling
>Unfortunately, not sensible enough to know that Faeries are remarkably numerous and sociable and will almost certainly spread the word if they hear a story they like
>Eventually become shackled with a nightly audience of tiny chatterbox idiots who are likely to ransack your place if you fail to perform