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>tfw when Dragonian border patrol finds your dragon tail pics album

>>46251282
Yeah, I could defeat her

>>46204535
Dragon breath can in fact melt steel beams wanna bet it can melt titanium too?
>>46204594
That's how you get put into protective custody by the guards.

>>46134272
>Maybe you shouldn't read dragon diaries
but just picture all the blackmail material you could tease her with

RULE DRAGONIA. DRAGONIA RULES THE AIR.

>>44853604

I want to ask my Dragonian tour guide to breathe fire on me and see her reaction.

>>44812983
>>44649078
I knew I'm not going grazy.

>>44614885
If I believe hard enough and show those dumb dragons the memes portraying them as the mere then I'll eventually win

You think Dragonia would keep an eye on their reviews from travel magazines or blogs if MGE had internet? Imagine leaving a poor review because you didn't even end up getting a Dragon wife and the one running the online PR starts posting about how you barely even left your hotel room while you were there or something.

Did anyone ever take a break from monster girl stories? I feel like reading them has the opposite effect they intend to have since they always make me very sad while reading

>>43798509
This is slanderous! Delete your post!

I'm going to write hardcore dragon mereing smut and leave copies of it around Dragonia

Imagine forgetting your diary in Dragonia and one of the dragon knights reads it.
>tfw it has several pages about wanting to eat Deonora's eggs

>>40184247
They already had a figure favorable for males, with delicious muscles and abs.

>>39997895
Gas and electricity.

>>38532002

>When a person who is unable to dispel the image of the Dragon of a past era is in front of the Dragon of Dragonia, he unreasonably fears and afraid her, which is why he involuntarily withdraws. However, even a dragon who takes this attitude has only love for a human man in her heart. And if a man fears her, this is equivalent to telling her that she is unattractive as a woman. And the dragon, which sees the emotions of fear in a person, remains with a deep wound in the heart. Such feelings of fright can sometimes stimulate the destructive nature of the dragon.

>However, if you want to establish a closer relationship with them, pay attention to their "women" symbols, such as "dragoning parts", chest, waist, buttocks - what they are most proud of. This is probably best done as dragons tend to prefer an obtrusive relationship. Do not be shy, look at their feminine parts without hesitation, while adding shy words about them. This will be the first step in a good relationship. Whatever the dragon, her real intention will be to touch her friendly person, and the awkwardness with which she can express this is part of the dragon's charm. When you encounter a dragon in Dragonia, sometimes you will have to direct the dragon: actively touch her skin, gently caress her chest and whisper tender words in her ear.

Its not even close.

>>38385002
And this

I am SICK AND TIRED of fucking Droids using the "friend" excuse to milk money and protection from Dragons without giving sex. But I will humor you, child. Let's say you are right, and you are just "friends", you do know sex is to Dragons a matter literally more important than life itself, right? If a Dragon does not have a husband through her life, she will become a zombie, her mind will rot, her rationality melted away, this is fucking terrifying and you just don't give a shit. You humans know it, you are scared of a disease called rabbies, which destroys your brain and turns you into a zombie, now imagine if you were born with it and that if you develop it not only it kills you, you are struck with that disease, forever. Now imagine a friend of yours actually could heal you, but just doesn't want you. Wouldn't that make her a shit friend?! Woudln't the appropriate thing for any friend, or really anyone with compassion be to heal you? So next time you claim to be "just friends" with a Dragon, you could actually do what any decent friend would do, take out your fucking dick and get into the fucking bed, it is literally a matter of life and undeath to your friend. Besides, when your friend dies and gets zombified, she will rape you anyway and this time there will be no mercy, she will be more ferocious than she ever was if you had just been with her when she needed it. So why not just do both of you a favor and help her? Unless of course, you are not actually friends and just using her.

>KC told in his Asks that since you cum in mamono then you officially become her husband and nothing can change this fact
>/b/kid still trying to force his "mamono are whores" vision
God, fucking reddit newfags who learns lore from shitty memes.

Kidnap dragons and make them part of your hoard instead

>>37460922
Anon we should have a chat about you spreading misinformation on dragons

>>37418955
You weren't actually supposed to consider the consequences. Stop asking questions and just giver yourself over to your superior for marriage already

>>37350365
>Setouchi
>MGE doujin

>>37287931
>Maybe we can raise the monster standard to /jp/ levels one day...
Dragons that are interested only in 2D husbandos?