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A gay, incel, right-wing Trump-supporting American professor and a Nazi was teaching a class on YAGOO, known scam artist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship YAGOO and accept that he's the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Southeast Asian Nijisanji fan who had done Japanese reps for 1500 hours and understood that you can actually become Japanese by the sheer force of will stood up and said:
”Do you believe Hololive is free from Western degeneracy?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite whiteoidly and smugly replied “Of course it is. They're nothing like your Nijiwhores, Stupid Nijinigger!”

”Then how do you explain this clip of Kiryu Coco?”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and Korone dakimakura. He stormed out of the room crying those crocodile tears. The same tears aloecucks cry for the “poor Aloe” (who today lives in such luxury that can afford dildo made out of sashimi). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an EOP redditor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment.
The students applauded and all subbed to Tsukino Mito that day and accepted Tazumi as their god. Debidebi Debiru then ran into the room and perched atop the Rainbow Flag(not the gay kind) and shed poop on the flag. "NIHON BANZAI" was shouted several times, and Shinzo Abe himself showed up enacted a ban on condoms to increase birthrates.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS caused by watching endless yuribait and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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