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Reminder that this is Ollie's next outfit and you will like it

>>30784749
Bros Ollie is cute

After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.

OLLIE LOVE!

OLLIE!

I love Ollie!

>>30505626
Actually I love the zombie the most. I am literally in love with the zombie. I am in love with the zombie more than words in the english language can properly describe. "head over heels" doesn't even begin to describe the depth of my love, saying that I'm "madly in love" with her or that I get butterflies in my stomach thinking about her are both such dramatic understatements that I could be convicted of lying on the podium if I said them in court. I love the zombie so much that I can't describe it with words, and I can't describe it with noises either, or even actions. If I spent the rest of my waking life with the zombie, every second telling her how much I love her, how perfect she is, how beautiful her laugh is, how comfortable around her I am, wrapping my arms around her and planting my lips on hers. If I spent literally the rest of my life performing every act that signifies deep physical and emotional intimacy with the zombie it would still not accurately portray the full extent of my feelings for her. The entire universe itself contains but a fraction of the space needed to convey my love for the zombie in context to the rest of the world. I have no way to express even how little what I've said thus far truly means in terms of how much I cherish the zombie. Words alone are not articulate enough to convey the emotions that run through my brain whenever I see the zombie. I scoured various languages, idioms, flower arrangements, nothing it good enough. If I could format text better I'd have this whole rant written out in bright pink script fond with lots of heart shaped accents because that would be as close as I could get in text form to saying how much I love the zombie, and it wouldn't even begin to give you a proper representation. The end of the universe may obliterate me, you, everyone here, but my love will live on. In fact, I love the zombie so much that love as a word is not strong enough. Infatuation, obsession, yearning, fondness, attachment, none of it is enough. I love the zombie to an extent that you can not even conceptualize because if you could you would've written this out first.

Behold, Ollie's next outfit.