/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>van pulls up to the house with "Totally legit couriers!" branding plastered on the side
>friendly old mailman with glasses pops out and delivers me a package that I've been waiting for
>demands signatures before he can hand it over
>unthinkingly sign on the dotted lines a few times because I really need my Ratatoskr repellent to protect my bird feeders
>the paper suddenly slips away and falls to the ground
>turns out I was signing through little windows on the fake document, and I was actually signing a marriage contract
>the old mailman suddenly rips off their perfect disguise and triumphantly declares that she finally got me
>it was a god damned big titty demon all along
>takes me back inside to ravage me while those damn rata's continue ravaging my bird feeders

These unholy beasts are learning and becoming so much more clever in their tactics. It's too late for me bros, but it's not too late for you.

Stay alert and stay safe.