/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18503881
I'm very curious how Automanee would handle a run in with a Shoggoth.
It would only happen if they somehow adventured very, very far south, or came across an abandoned mansion in NotNew England.
>"Oooh, a haunted house! Let's check it o-"
>"Young Master- I am designated to allow you to explore per your father's instructions, but I am also designated to protect you. I must very strongly recommend we stay away from that house."
>"Aww cmon onee-san, you can handle anything we come across! I wanna meet a ghost!"
>"...Very well, master- However, I must insist I go first."
>"Aww, okay..."
>"Hmmhmm~ He's here~"

>>17811997
Bad move.
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>>17761724
>"Did you know mastah? The human nose cycles which nostril it primarily breathes through on about a 4 to 6 hour cycle. It will naturally inflame the tissue of one nostril while allowing the other to stay open naturally. This allows clean air to more regularly flow through one nostril while the other handles the dirty air more directly, permitting the human to breathe more clearly and with less risk of injury or disease. Now you know mastah!"
>Master continues to sleep in the middle of the night, his maid standing on the opposite side of the room staring at him after her fun fact of the night that he will never hear
>"Hmhm, yes, silly mastah. Silly. Silly mastah."

>>17059719
That's the beautiful thing, anon.
Of course you could never ACTUALLY sneak up on Shog.
She knows where you are at all times.
What you're doing. What you're thinking.
She also knows its trivial practicing anything.
She knows just what you want.
What you need.
She just pretends these things these ways to make her mastah feel at ease.
Just to help him feel happy and comfortable.
Because she knows its what he likes. What he wants.
Because Shog knows everything, anon. Sees everything. IS everything.
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