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Somebody told me that you had a girlfriend that looked like a boyfriend

Alps

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I wonder who's behind this slanderous post

No one fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston
No one makes human girls look like sows like Gaston
For there's no succ in town half as sexy
(Perfect, a pure paragon!)
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Deep down they all know: an Alp is fine too

No one's thick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's tits quite as majestic as Gaston
>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a gal, that Gaston!

>Thank you Anon, I needed the encouragement

No one rapes like Gaston
Milks a dick like Gaston
All the women in town, they're all jealous of Gaston

>When I rape I sneak up, loins afire
>And the pelvis of Anon says a prayer
>First I carefully line up my slit
>Then I just jam it in!
(Is that fair?)
>I don't care!

No one rides like Gaston
Slams her hips like Gaston
In a sex match, nobody lasts like Gaston!
>I'm especially good with the reverse mating press!
10/10, Gaston!

>When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm a girl, I do five hundred squats
>And my thights are the size of a barge!

You'll be kissed by Gaston
Who else loves like Gaston?
He could never resist you, Gaston!
>We put lots of love in all of our fornicating

Say it again
Who's a man among women
Who's the super succ(ess)
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her dearest husband
There's just one girl in town who's got all of it down

And her name's G-A-S...T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
Gaston!

No one fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston
No one makes human girls look like sows like Gaston
For there's no succ in town half as sexy
(Perfect, a pure paragon!)
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Deep down they all know: an Alp is fine too

No one's thick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's tits quite as majestic as Gaston
>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a gal, that Gaston!

>Thank you Anon, I needed the encouragement