/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be me, Akimoto Yasushi, an ingenious song writer and even more ingenious businessman
>create some meme idol group called AKB48 for the lulz as a side project
>accidentally make millions of yen
>create 48 group sister groups
>have them compete against each other
>makes billions from virgin otakus
>competition becomes a fucking nation wide event
>this is ridiculous lol
>make an "official" rival group to 48 called Nogizaka46
>make them less slutty in contrast in order to appeal to beta japanese males
>numbers only go up, bank account reaches 100 billion yen
>nogizaka doesnt even have to compete for senbatsu and it still prints money
>decide to cancel this whole rivalry narrative
>create a sister group for them instead
>Keyakizaka46 (Kanji and Hiragana because more girls = more money)
>"deep" lyrics and artistry appeals to edgy female teens instead of horny boys
>also buy the national record award two years in a row because why not
>officially have the entire audience of grown men, young boys and girls, and now...
>creates Yoshimotozaka46
>capture the audience of adults who are more interested in these washed celebrities rather than idols
>making trillions of yen and have the entire country in the palm of my hand
>log into my favorite american website www.4chan.com
>check out my favorite board /jp/
>open sakamichi general
>mfw it's just meta posting, techi spam, and thread personalities

>"sasuga america no otaku"

>>20028266

>>19558628

>>18798774
He planned it all along. Aki-P is a genius.

Keyaki was a mistake.

Mistakes were made not really $$$

>>17257381
The genius

NMB was a mistake.