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Gonna tiger drop a jinko, wish me luck.

>>42623430
Cats like hanging out in trees, getting out of them is another thing however...

>>42623431
>Anon slaps her on the back and tells her to be more careful next time
>As he starts walking over to his crew he feels a strong grip on his arm and looks back
>Jinko is holding onto him with a wild look in her eyes with bright pink heart pupils
>oh no

>>41114783
While in the same alternative timeline that had Spanish Conquistadors getting captured and pounced on by Ocelomeh, and when the Roman Empire was founded by strong Wolf Girls and men. Indian history is peppered with instances of Bengal Tiger Girls capturing men who stray too far from their village.

>Me and my bro sign up as gladiators
>Arena managers don't let us in as actual competitors only as a pre-act
>Say we might get hurt by the bigger stronger monsters
>Or that we wouldn't put up a good fight
>Bullshit, we'll give em a good show
>Toss our demon silver swords at the start of the match and get to grappling
>Begin the most chad of all fighting
>Greco Roman wrestling
>We don't wrestle on the ground at all and are only going for takedown points
>Hip tosses, suplexes, reverse arm tosses, wheeler whips and any other throws the most chad of all wrestling moves
>We're probably making every alp, p'orc, yeti and amazon's panties wet, from thinking about wrestling a greased up half nude guy
>Eventually go with a throw a bit too hard
>Scrape my head against a rock
>Start bleeding profusely from my forehead
>Honestly it looks worse than it is
>Vampire's salivating, dhampirs pretending not to salivate, guards having to hold back vamp mosquitoes
>They call in the jinko to break up the fight
>Both of us knew this was coming
>Pretend to be unconscious so the jinko focuses on him fully
>He tries dive under her pounce but she catches his leg and drags him back pinning him
>Take this as my signal to go
>Lock my arms around the fat feline's waist and use my legs to lift
>Quads are burning, glutes are tight, have to force myself to remember to breathe
>Manage to lift her straight up, leaving a very confused cat who's never been picked up before
>Can't finish the suplex as big cat is too big, and her legs are still mostly on the ground slack even though I'm holding her up
>Bro comes along to help finish this by flipping her legs to help complete the suplex
>Roll out before big cat ass crushes me and pounce on her for the pin
>We didn't really physically beat her as that suplex was the softest thing ever and the pin was pretty weak too
>But emotionally that must've been devastating, getting lifted by a man half your size and pinned, absolutely shameful
>Celebrate before the booing crowd
>Guess they all bet on the jinko winning
>Make our exit stage left
>Guess we forgot which exit was which cause were in the jinko pen
>And they aren't even all sleeping they're working out
>Bet some rata is recording this and is gonna title this "Poor little boys enter the jinko pen"

>>36844469
Small jinko, too small to breed

>>36601305
It's the best.

>Gang of delinquent jinkos follow me into the bathroom
>Wait for me to unbuckle my belt and unzip my pants
>Pull them all the way down and spoon me from behind
>They whisper teases and nibble my ears while jerking me off
>Toss me into the spider stall and take turns licking my dick with their rough tongues till I'm about to cum
>Stop and tell me I can finish myself off
>Still have to pee
>And boner that isn't going down anytime soon
Surely it must be illegal to blue ball boys should I tell the police officer or the principal

>>35763948
Jinko'd.com

>>27155368
>Zipangese guide describes jinko as giant tiger women akin to the amazon tribes in the continent's jungles
>Suddenly ambushed by flash of orange and black
>A jinko stands on a tree branch demanding you hand over all your food for trespassing on her territory
>Can't even complete a "No" before she jumps down hitting the road hard enough to kick up a cloud of dirt
>Zipangese guide is frozen in fear as the jinko steps out of the cloud so you're face-to-face with her
>Stare down contest for a bit till you realize you're face-to-face with her
>And she isn't bending/squatting down
>Realize she's just about a inch taller than you
>Realize just how short your zipangese guide is
>All fear washes away as you think of her as just a bit bigger than the cat girls back in your village

>>23339949
Oh yes, and very fond of close contact. Gotta snuggle to keep the cold away!

>>23272580
Breathing.

>>23201632
It's all in the numbers. Number one: that ass is terror.

>>22432138
>>22432154
>>22432174
You sowed the wind, now reap the whirlwind!

>>22293639
fair enough, albeit big cats

>>22145760
Even if she is flat she would still lactate with pregnancy which gives you a simple, easy option to take

>>22082235
Polar Bears are also one of the few large carnivores to actively prey on humans when they get the chance. Tigers are another. I read once that as far as animals go humans actually taste pretty bad even to other predators

>>22028850
Touch the tail.

>>20549973
In the hope that you will one day feel big meaty pawpads on your dick.

>>19295741
First, prepare the catalyst: raging shroom extract mixed with manticore venom and oomukade bile.
Next, draw a summoning circle according Lich's Amorable Formulae using an ink made from your stale sweat and your semen. Be sure to choose a location that has great affinity with Jinkos such as the deep jungle of the Mist Continent.
Once done, invoke the protonymic of the Jinko: this is her maiden name, her first name, what she was at the dawn of time. Adjectives such as "cute", "strong", "lovely" and "beautiful" will suffice. Then, invoke the neonymic: her next name, her new name, the name she will become. Words such as "wife", "mother of my children", "lover for eternity" are known to be powerful neonymics for general summoning.
Having done so, sit in that circle for 5 days and 5 nights during the summer solstice chanting the two nymics together with the name "JY-IN-KO" repeatedly. This method should be mana efficient enough for any neophyte to cast.
In truth, there's nothing magical about this formula. I'm just telling you to go to Jinko territory in mating season, sit in a circle made of your manly fluids that says "I'm a slut for Jinkos", and to chant "Beautiful Jinko, mother of my children." It is impossible to not get a Jinko in this manner. The catalyst is simply for the activities that come after.

>>18542457
Right, I forget that it is buff chuffs who huff your stuff.

>>18542481
Maybe she would, if sillyslime starts getting selfish or puts otouto in danger.

>>17711827
Nothing so violent. Your dutiful maid will just scold you and then deliver an appropriate punishment in bed.

>>16782616
Niet.

>>16690782
>remember how I've been going to the gym?
>yes, son
>found a girlfriend. She's helping me lift