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Wonder how a monster would react to a man who has a lot of plushies, I feel like a bogey would get a lil jealous

Guys help me I said I'll never love anyone to a cupid and decided to give the job to a dark priest

Help me bros I don't want to be corrupted by a crazy nun and trapped in the fuck dimension!

Don't fuck dark priests, they'll make you go out to proselytize and will eventually make it so you're insatiable sex wise and fuck her almost constantly

Don't underestimate her because of the silly hat

When will all monster embrace the forbidden power of silly hats and puffy bonnets?

>>43450606
>go to bible study
>it's the Song of Solomon again

Enough bad faith arguments. Please consider good faith waifus (that aren't be relentlessly spammed by a seething permavirgin)

Yes, I'm a sinner
Yes, I want to be free
Yes, I wished to be unburdened
Yes, I want to be blessed
Yes, I want to be worthy of something

>>22129168
That they are.

>>22036716

>>21888766

>>21570646
>anon thinks he has free will in sexual domination hell
>stays pure until a dark priest lures him in with the offer of free food and drink
>it's actually a huge orgy
>it's too loud
>smells like booze
>he wishes he was back at home playing video games
>tries to make a silent exit when the dark priest whisks him away to a private consultation room
>asks him why he still has his clothes on
>anon says he's saving himself
>she asks who he's saving it for
>he says "mai waifu"
>dark priest licks her lips with a hungry look in her eyes
>anon fears what's about to happen
>tries the door
>it's locked
>no, actually, the lock has superglue leaking out of it
>bitch has jammed the door shut
>priest asks if he's ready
>slamming that "No" button as hard as he can
>she's putting on lipstick
>"It's cute that you think you have a choice. Did it ever occur to you that someone can just as easily choose to take that choice away? You chose to save your first for that special someone. I'm choosing to be that special someone."

>>20575314
If Lescatie has taught me anything, highly religious types are the most repressed people of all.

>>20269667

I've been having these weird thoughts lately.
Like is any of this real or not?

>>19405325
You're dumb.

>>19047729
>implying Sasha isn't plotting to take Elt away when she sees her chance

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>>18971930
You tell me.

Dark Priests are cute.

Sasha a cute! CUTE!

Dark Priests are for

Picking up girls at the church choir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZkekS8NQU

>>16248726
You must do penance.