/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They don’t want you to know this but mucus toads are free and you can take them home. I have 3 in my bed right now

Lick a toad, do it now!

>he doesn't cover his mouth while yawning... what a slut

Do dark mages curse annoying mucus toads turning them into human princesses?

>Childhood friend princess pisses off dark mage for letting a door slam in her face
>Curses her by turning her into a mucus toad
>Says that only a true love’s kiss can break the curse
>Have to sneak back inti castle with trail of slime following us the whole way whilst kikimora maids seethe over the ruined carpet
>Get hopped by frog princess and throughly mouthraped while she undoes my pants
>Never breaks the kiss even when I’m inside her
>Bed frame pushed to the limit and beyond breaking it
>Till dawn breaks is when she finally breaks our kiss
>And she promptly turns back into a regular human
>No fanfare or magic just a poof of smoke
>Try going for round 2 after some cuddling but it isn’t the same
>Neither of us have the endurance to go on and the pleasure just pales in comparison to monster sex
>Come up with plan to go into magic district and piss off dark mage, witch, etc. so they’ll turn her back into a monster girl
>Thankfully none of them do a permanent curse allowing her to be turned back into a human and cursed into another type of monster girl
>One day she’s a kobold that can only be cured when fucked doggy style by her true love
>The other she’s turned into a cheshire cat that can only speak in rhymes and can be cured only when she fails to speak in rhymes
>Turns out you can’t focus on rhyming dirty talk Nd taking dick at the same time
>Another a dragon that could only turn back when she acquired her true treasure
>This lasted all of two seconds before she hugged me and the curse broke
>Even turned into a zombie after she insulted the wight from the neighboring kingdom by calling her an old hag
>Had to use a revive potion to cure her that time, only after having a bit of fun though
>Only problem now is were running out of monsters to piss off as the second time around they’ll probably do a more permanent curse and there’s still plenty of monsters she hasn’t become yet

>>33724647
Sounds like you've been listening to Order propaganda, citizen.
Maybe a few hours in the pillory, trouserless, will improve your morale!

>>26603648
>just watching
>not fucking the frog as she goes down on your wife