/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10206828

I fuckin love cocks

>>9960771

>>9755621
Is it really more pathetic to want to go out to drink every once in a while than sitting at home ranting on an anonymous board about how much better you are than everyone else because you choose not to drink alcohol?

>>9748636
>>9748657
>7 minutes apart

>>9735547
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gensokyo Navy, and I've been involved in numberous secret raids on The Scarlet Devil Mansion, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in danmaku warfare and I'm the top shrine maiden in the entire Gensokyo Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another Youkai. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gensokyo and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the danmaku storm, baka yaro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things called your extends. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you with over seven hundred spellcards, and that's just on my first life. Not only am I extensively trained in danmaku exchanges, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ice fairies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass to Hakugyokurou, you little gaiji. If only you could have known what lunatic spellcard your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your hitbox, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn baka. I will shit homing amulets all over you and you will drown in them. Game over, kiddo.

how do people even get through life being this fucking helpless

i am th2u

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because you made this thread