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>>43384581
>using a sword
A lizardman will make minced meat out of you and then offer to give you lessons! Don’t play into their hands, fool. Take self-defense seriously. You need to use the right tool for the job. Unless you’re a knight-in-training, the average lizardman will be the victor in a sword-fight. For instance, I wouldn’t recommend most anons towards a high-propulsion weapon like the Ass-Blaster 9000…but one anon swears that his pizzas are 95% anus-free, now that he’s started using it. You can’t defend yourself from all monsters, kid. Fortunately you don’t have to. Only worry about the monsters that take special notice of you, that’s the only monster you’ll ever have to defend yourself from.