/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I tell shirohebis apart from one another so I don't ask one out and take the wrong one on a date

>Walk into a bank and talk to the teller about how you want to fuck a girl that's half snake half human
>Tell her about how you find snek tail attractive and how a lamia could give her a better blowjob with her long tongue than she ever could

>>34533459
>shirohebi realizes she hasn't sent her every ten minutes message to her husband to make sure he isn't thinking of some whore
>sends him a selfie with the message "How long until you're home, miss u"
>"I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going. (I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)"
>... "Urgent." aaaaand send

Having a shirohebi or any yan monster wife would be fun because I would definitely bully her
>Watching Labyrinth
>Mention that I had a massive crush on JCon when I was a kid
>Point out other monsters wearing slutty clothes and ask if she saw what they were wearing
Being a monogamyfag would make it all the sweeter to pamper her when she gets upset

Marry your Shirohebi friend

>>20887747
>Sharing my home with another married couple
Yeah if they were my kids maybe, but some random Ryu and her hubby who decides that our shrine would be the best place for her goddess ass to mooch off of us. I'd sooner take an eternal deluge than give up my space to them

>>20887743
>Mama Ryu decides that our shrine would be the best place to train her little deities
>Sunny day turns into a rainy one because we wouldn't let them eat the whole tub of ice cream

Whitesnek.