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>>36951775
90 ~ 130 cm, generally speaking, for short stacks. Reason being that if the Average Human Male™ has an erect penis length of 15 to 20 cm they're still within the safe penetration zone of said shorty. Generally speaking, unless you're REALLY into shit like stomach distention you shouldn't ever vaginally penetrate a short stack with a cock that's more than 33% of her total height. Orally however, you can get away with about 48 - 50% of her total height if you're daring enough.

But one of the benefits of having a wife that short is if we follow the logic of Average Human Male™ being about 166 ~ 182 cm in height, it's still very possible to mating press the bumfucking brains out of short stacks and any man over 210 cm is borderline gigantic to them.

But again, this all comes down to personal preference and hi Discordtrannies I know you're watching.

>Gura isn't allowed to have friends unless they're solely from Hololive
Read this shit and tell me this doesn't sound fucking absurd and unfair.

>Kiara and Mori need to graduate. Things would be much better without them.
After what happened with Aloe and how it impacted Gen 5, i'd rather suffer than see the girls sad.

>>15796565
>>15796611
>Be cherry fuckboy NEET who's never gotten to score
>Draw up your summoning circle and pray to whatever heathen god or demon is listening for some mad pootang
>The circle radiates power as the cherry fuckmuffin manifests in front of you in a puff of smoke, nearly completely naked in her leather harness
>It's especially digging into her puffy vulva, you end up swallowing hard. Fuck she looked great.
>Of course they do you idiot, she's a succubus, you remind yourself
"Oo~h? Well, what do we have here? By the smell of you, a virgin. Let me guess, you want sex, don't you?"
>Nod bashfully, every one of her body's movements are alluring, calculated. She didn't even have to put any effort into trying to excite you.
>Hold one hand up to the bed, and she just gives you a smirk.
"I'm sorry, love. But that hard mattress simply won't do. Not at all. Do you really want to risk one of your family hearing the creaking of bed springs? I've a better idea if you just let me out."
>Quirk an eyebrow, it's a classic demon trick, but when you see her sliding a hand between her legs and playing with herself, your boner overrides common sense
>She smiles sultrily as she steps up to you, she smells exotic, wonderful even as she pushes you in the center of your chest
>You're losing balance as you notice a gaping, neverending hole behind you
"I won't be long~ Go ahead and make yourself comfortable~"
>Fall for what feels like an eternity, until you just *pomf* onto something soft and yielding
>It looks like a giant quilt, stretching as far as the horizon
>There's various pillows of every size thrown all about you, you're confused as sin when you hear your succubus let out a giggle
"Don't worry, I'll put you back where I found you... but first... about this sex you want~"
>She's wearing nothing but a silken pink negligee, completely naked underneath
>Fucks you for what feels like hours, in dozens of positions on this massive bed landscape
>Her bodily fluids prevent you from ever going soft, and you fuck her full of spunk so many times you've lost count. Her bee-stung lips are whorish and taste like strawberries
>You're left panting and sweating on the quilt as she cuddles up to you, basking in the afterglow
"You did pretty well, for a first-timer. So, how was it?"
>Halfway through your explanation about how even if she's a whore-demon it was amazing she pouts and pinches you on the cheek, frowning
"Silly boy. My sisters and I only give ourselves to the ones we wish to be our potential mates. After all, this'll be nothing more than a dream for you~"
>Darkness takes you as she kisses you again
>Wake up in your bed, it's morning
>Yet... you can still remember her summoning circle, clear as day
>Your morning wood is saying yes, but your mind is saying no

>>14412145
>Amazoness

Welp, I lose. All she has to do is show up naked saying "me want snoo-snoo" and all thoughts of a bachelor's life goes out the fucking window.

>People talking about different variety of MGs
>Still no sign of the glorious Blue Dragon for electricityboos or Grey Dragons forPredatorboos

>>14241100
>He doesn't want his waifu-maid to be bio-luminescent so that she can double as a night light and watch you sleep since she doesn't require it
>Or as a way to defend yourself from her on the full moon since you could see her "lights" from across the hall
>People still haven't realized Shoggoths are the best Slimes next to Dark

>>14241135
Good evening to you too, Citizen.

>>14101876
>Ara Ara elder sister Ojousama Caterpillar smoking from a hookah when you first enter Wonderland
>She's chubby at best, landwhale at absolute worst, that fucking abdomen tho
>"Smokes" you during sex
>Blowing the smoke from her hookah onto your genitals, the gentle warmth spreading until you're twitching and at full-mast
>Shows you a trick and blows smoke rings that stick to you and prevent you from coming immediately
>Her tiny little grubby Caterpillar legs tickle when you bump uglies and she's technically on her back
>The softness of her pussy and her plump Caterpillar abdomen like fucking pillows
>If she absorbs enough manna from her mate, she undergoes a metamorphosis
>To Ara Ara Butterfly, like a zombie into Wight
>With wings big enough to wrap around and hug you as she wears a cheongsam

All that without a single drop of shit micro-brews in my system.

>>14043692
>>Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Demon Lord giving birth?

>>13744068
Nice guess but no. But you are on the right track.

The guy with glasses at the back you mentioned, is a close friend of mine. And I do agree he is a little bit of a beta, but if he wanted he could have any girl he wanted. You can't seen it here, but is very /fit/.

The other one you mentioned was ok, but I didn't get along with him closed to the end mostly due to him turning to a very open weed user. The fucker was more of less addicted.

>yfw a Monster Girl tries to rape you and ends up chickening out