/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45189524
take good care of yourself

>>44996309
yep, thanks anon, have an oni

Yes yes blueberry monsters are all well and good
however may I suggest blueberry(red)?

Eyebrows are where it's at.

>>22569057
Yes.

>>17996962
Using this as an excuse to post this.

>>17905460
It's a bit hard, Oni kids tend to be outcasts due to their size. You've gotta compliment them to get them smiling.

>>17905458
Maybe for the alcohol connoisseur, that rare breed of Oni that has no particular favourite. Each drink you give her invokes a memory that changes her mood.

Cheap beer from sixpacks remind her of her childhood: lazy summers, warm and gentle wind in her hair, slices of watermelon on the porch with you, her neighbour, and her father. She'd be in a mood for lazy cuddling and Polynesian sex for the next month.

Liquor: vodka, whiskey or what have you remind her of the mad graduation party she threw with you and all your classmates. The good cheer, the wildness, the fun you and your classmates had that night... She gets real fired up after that, so keep your pelvic cast on standby.

Sake reminds her of her time as an ambassador of Zipangu to the Mist Continent and the umbral demon realms. So much to learn about the arts of love, so many wise onee-sans guiding her into romance. She straightens her back, and applies her lessons in honour of her tutors, and shows you how far she's come since your shared childhood.

Wine reminds her of those lonely nights in the foreign ministry without you. The diplomats have good alcohol but bad working hours, so many nights overseas she slept alone in bed, with only a photo of you to cuddle. She gets all teary-eyed and needy, so you'll have to work extra hard that night to make her happy.

Of course, if you marry her, champagne will remind her of the happiest day of her life. Spike it with a bit of aphrodisiac and get on with making daughterus.

>>17712002
They are called CUTE

>>16629569
So cute!

>>16058024
What darling molestable eyebrows.

>>15476712

>>14858442
Agreed.

>>14581713

>>14507182

Youkai are only monsters on the outside. Raymoo and her lackeys are monsters are the inside.

>>14298509
God I love eyebrows.

Attack the Oni's eyebrows for massive damage!

Would you engage in PDA with you're waifu?

>>14076697
Those eyebrows.

Why pat heads when you can rub eyebrows?

>>14015830

>>13958729
I'd totally rub her eyebrows afterwards.

>>13925048
>>13925057