/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34043467
It's one of the things people talk about her yeah

>>33464646

>>32857815
>You will never bust a big akasupa all over Mori

>>32846956
If you insist

>being a shota who's adopted by Mommy Mori

>>32680604

Since Gura is doing a Holo karaoke, it's time to look at the numbers! I present to you, the top 20 most played Hololive songs on spotify I was gonna list every holo song but AZKi has a metric fuckton of songs, most of which have less than 10k plays and the full list would go well over the character limit
>RIP (Mori) - 2,767,076
>Live Again (Mori) - 2,008,334
>Dead Beats (Mori) - 1,646,178
>Cursed Night (Mori) - 1,474,859
>Ahoy!! (Marine) - 1,409,726
>Next Color Planet (Suisei) - 1,290,009
>SSS (Holo Idol Project) - 992,904
>Reaper ga Rapper (Mori) - 970,784
>Hinotori (Kiara) - 542,569
>#Aquairo Palette (Aqua) - 444,685
>Kirameki Rider (Holo Idol Project) - 441,480
>Halloween Night (Holo Idol Project) - 384,358
>inochi (AZKi) - 381,608
>Yumemiro Sora E (Holo Idol Project) - 352,985
>Blue Clapper (Holo Idol Project) - 342,077
>Say! Fanfare! (Fubuki) - 338,442
>Peko Miko Daisensou (REDALiCE ft. Pekora/Miko) - 210,294
>Fake.Fake.Fake (AZKi) - 186,785
>Hyakkarouran Hanafubuki (Holo Idol Project) - 168,353
>Dream Story (Sora) - 162,491
For the numberusagais wondering, Peko's new original song is currently sitting at 34,796, and for the sheepbros, Watame would be 21st with 132,550 plays on Aimai Chocolate. Red Heart and Hologram Circus are unfortunately still not up on Spotify or any other major marketplaces.

Mori is (G)rim Reaper Cup, confirmed

>>32378746
Like some other people said, the opposite is more common. That's why everyone is having breast-reduction surgery these days. Breasts are truly wasted on women, they don't know their true value...

>>32058529
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>>32058529
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>> Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:01:38 2020 No.30549367 [View]
>>30549236
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>>31439294

No one will notice that; Last night I had a Hololive dream where I was stranded on an island with Mori and after building a basic shelter, I was attacked by a massive centipede. Mori saved me and then one thing led to another and she passionately fucked me in the ass with her massive futa cock for literal days. She isn't even my oshi and now I want to die.

Putting a heavy load on Mori!

>>30675181
ENs are allowed here too.

Mori love!

booba

>>29983854
I'm gonna need both hands for this.

>>29894202
Hate fuck.

Move over, Mori emotes. We're getting the Calli emotes soon!

>>29639890
>tits on the table
That's kinda rude, Morichama...

Mori sweat...

Gura likes tits a bit too much