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>> No.39848713 [View]
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>>39848669
>Villager...no nono, she needs someone worthy, someone POWERFUL, a knight or something
>Just a quick look at what her options are
>no
>nope
>no
>definitely not
>no
>no
>.....
>You know what? Who needs stuffy old nobles or braindead knights, she can train villager Anon into the perfect consort.
>A blank slate, no prior conceptions about what to do around dragons, except maybe grovel in fear

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>>36189425
dragons are scary, especially the one that lives nearby.

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>>34581969
She's taking those minis, and your stock of nuln oil too, just to be safe

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>>34018916
>Sir, your son was taken three weeks ago by a dragon as "tribute" from the village. You are talking to a sack of potatoes with a picture of his face taped on

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Submit to dragons

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>>33759857
The princess is the knight in disguise and the Dragon spanks him for it.

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>>33543208
I hope I didn't participate too late to be of service to this study

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Human boys belong beneath strong monster hips

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Guys help, I think the dragon caught my scent, I'm not ready to give up on the bachelor life, but I can hear her on my roof every few nights, and apparently I'm already marked according to my brother's wife, any advice?

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Male pelvises belong beneath strong monster hips

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>>33011658
I like them like I like my coffee: black as tar and hot as hell.

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>>32276027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

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>>31441989
The bookshelf isn't organized right, it has to be emptied out and reorganized from scratch.
This also applies to all other collections of various items. If she knew how to operate a computer she would reorganize my desktop icons and such.

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>>26532109
Both. I want a girl who will fuck my brains out, if I want her to or not, and who will be super possessive of be, but will also open herself up to me so we can have an actual healthy and loving relationship instead of just super intense fuck buddies.

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>>26099685
Alpanon is a fully heterosexual male who loves a Dragon.

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>>24873793
I don't.

>> No.23306343 [View]
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>>23306342
Being a Dragon is sufficient.

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>>23153455
You ain't nothing but a hound dog and you ain't no friend of mine

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>>22285123
Sure.

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>>22097594
Hell no

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>>21553177
I like my Dragons like I like my coffee: black as tar and hot as hell!

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>>21402954
Well. I guess that's okay.

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>>21303833
>Dragons are innately magical creatures that can master a few spells as they age, using this variant.
>A young or older dragon can innately cast a number of spells equal to its Charisma modifier. Each spell can be cast once per day, requiring no material components, and the spell's level can be no higher than 1/3 the dragon's CR (rounded down). The dragon's bonus to hit with spell attacks is equal to its proficiency bonus + its Charisma bonus. The dragon's spell save DC equals 8 + its proficiency bonus + its Charisma modifier.
I have no idea what this actually means but I assume her spellcraft is greater than mine.

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>>20727021
A common fantasy.

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